The Corrupted Wish Game

[DiscordedSocks 8]

The Amulet is incompatible but still has a negative affect causing you to be an outcast...

 

I wish for immortality!

[MyLittleGLaDOSFalls 26]

Granted, you are now an indestructible metal! A small cube of indestructible metal that's 1 inch tall and 1 inch wide.

 

I wish for a real life pony that won't hurt anything or anyone

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Granted. When cartoon ponies come real, they become abusive to people.

 

I wish I could see the world through anypony's eyes.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but every time you use it it's at the most awkward of times...


I wish that I could make everything OK for people.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. However,nothing's OK for you now.

 

I wish to fall off a cliff.

[Kawaii Besu 28,011]

Wish granted! Enjoy your death.

 

I wish I could accelerate time... to SATURDAY!

[MyLittleGLaDOSFalls 26]

Granted, MLP is cancelled!

 

I wish that I had the mlp s4 finale on my laptop

[~*bacon princess*~ 278]

Granted, it hijacks your computer and crashes it.

 

 

I wish my nose would stop making snot bubbles.

[MyLittleGLaDOSFalls 26]

Granted, they instead come out your butt.

 

I wish that I could punch a kid in my class and not get harmed or punished in any way by anyone else.

[Silverwisp the Bard 2,353]

Granted: The kid trips and falls down the staris, breaking his/her neck. Everyone believes it to be an accident, but for the rest of your klife the memory haunts you.

 

I wish I could slow down time around me.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but whenever you do so you get a really bad migraine.



I wish I had cash and Steam Sales.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. However,you are restricted to only spending it on Steam games. Nothing else.

 

I wish to be a pizza on the roof.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You are slowly pecked to death by birds as a result. And it is VERY painful.

 

Granted. However,you are restricted to only spending it on Steam games. Nothing else.

And that is a bad thing?

I wish that I could remember everything I see or hear.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted.  However,nobody remembers you.

And that is a bad thing?

Yes. That means you can't purchase anything else but Steam games.

 

No food,no drink,no console games,nothing but Steam games.

[Denim&Venöm 19,056]

Granted, now you die of asphyxiation cause you got only steam games but no oxygen. 

 

I wish I had an IQ of 300

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. All you know what to do from this IQ of 300 is to literally live as a psychopathic Spartan hoplite, use only ancient weapons (all modern knowledge has been forgotten), and speak only in Ancient Spartan Greek. Are you ready?

 

I wish: to see a pink-haired girl in Mongol garb beside me, being forced to watch the Mane 6 drag a frightened Shetland Pony to their world.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted. That sounds bucking awesome so the only corruption i shall use is that you have to eat chocolate flavoured turd whilst doing so.

 

 

I wish for MLP:FiM Season 5 to come out!! (since its been confirmed why the hay not?)

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

OH YES.

 

Well, speaking about the series, "granted", but due to its "poppulist" content, Hasbro and the Brony Armies/Horde declare war on each other. The Brony Hordes come pouring down on the studios, threatening the staff to revive Derpy and Button Mash.

 

Now the entire season has Derpy Hooves fighting Button Mash with AK's, before they start war again with more princess stuff.

 

I wish for Michael Bay to start producing decent videos.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but they are all box office bombs, meaning that he cannot produce anything more.

 

 

 

I wish that I had all the games on my Steam wish list.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Granted, but then the Steam account derps and all you ever see when you try to log in are the words "WHAT DER MERP" with this playing in the background.

http://leekspin.com

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but no wish was made, so you get a pile of leeks.



I wish that all my exams were over and done with.

[Twilight The Creator 298]

Granted, you fail and go to summer school.

 

I wish for time.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. Time is now frozen,and you're stuck in limbo.

 

I wish for a bottle of vitamin water Power C.

[Glitterheart 64]

Granted.  Unfortunately it's been flash-frozen and is now just a giant chunk of ice exploded out of a shredded plastic bottle.

 

I wish I could banish people to the moon.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but only once per person and only for 3 days.

 

 

I wish that I could remember everything vividly, thus not needing to ever do revision again