The Corrupted Wish Game

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but it tastes terrible

 

I wish I could leave my life behind and live with the Ponies in Equestria 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, everypony there hates you and some want you dead.

 

I wish I could be dictator of the world.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but the U.S. doesn't approve of what you have done and sends its best men to kill you

 

I wish for another persons wish to corrupt

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted. But in turn, the double corruption becomes so powerful that it turns into an evil entity and slaughters your entire family, only leaving you alive to suffer from the fact that you murdered your family until the madness drives you to kill yourself.

I wish all people's corruptions were so dark and evil.

[Old Fluttershy 349]

granted but because of all the dark magic the world is destroyed.

 

I wish that I would do better in school.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but now that's all you will ever be good at is learning

 

*changes your cutie mark*

 

congratulations

 

I wish Spy checking never existed 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, the Spy class doesn't exist so it's not necessary.

 

I wish I could have superpowers.

Edited August 11, 2014 by Zero~

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but you can't control them and end up killing everyone including yourself when your power-starved abilities consume you to become their own entity.

I wish entity were a more common word.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but then it becomes the only word you ever say

 

I wish BLU Scout would understand his mother and I are a happy couple

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but when she realises her son found out, she has an affair because Scout hates you.

I wish I.. I wish I knew what to wish for.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you wish for the world to end in the most slow and violent way possible, just like the deaths of the 7 billion victims and it goes uncorrupted.

 

I wish for it to rain.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

Granted, but when she realises her son found out, she has an affair because Scout hates you.

 

I wish I.. I wish I knew what to wish for.

she already knows Scout hates me

granted but now it will rain forever.... no thats to easy.... that will be the last time you ever see rain again

 

I wish N. Hazmat Powers would stop trying to kill me

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted,, but now you are being pursued by a large cloud of bees wherever you go.



I wish for a piece of cheese.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, it's expired, moldy and disgusting.

 

I wish for this text not to be invisible anymore

Edited August 12, 2014 by Zero~

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but not having wished for something causes several tons of rotten fish to be spawned. 

 

 

 

I wish for a potato ship.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but its full of hungry homeless people

 

I wish @~Chaotic Eddie~ would continue to surprise me at this game

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted, but you have a heart attack.

 

I wish for http://ponyspin.com/

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

ah shit its a challenge challenge accepted but your computer crashes before you reach your goal

 

I wish this damn music would stop playing

[Old Fluttershy 349]

granted but you have now become deaf

 

I wish for fish.

Edited August 13, 2014 by Old Fluttershy

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but you have now become deaf

 

I wish for fish.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

[Old Fluttershy 349]

 

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Ah, lolololololololololololololo

I wish for fish

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

WHAT???? a fish why didn't you say so *teleports you to a shark tank* have fun

 

*regains hearing*

 

I wish for someone to kill me I reached 1000+ spins make it stop

Edited August 13, 2014 by Spy

[Minepro 107]

Granted, but you revive at 1,000,000+ spins

 

I wish for pancakes.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Granted. The Pancakes from outer space are invading Earth now!

 

I wish for now wishes.

[Shenron00 366]

Okay, but you just started a paradox that destroys the universe.

YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED!

I wish that I could draw!

Edited August 20, 2014 by Shenron00