The Corrupted Wish Game

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but you get so much good luck that the fun in the game is lost.

I wish I had Discord's powers in real life.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. And as a bonus, you have also become trapped in a statue in a garden maze.

 

I wish for wings!

[Znex 936]

Granted, they both have a large amount of holes in them

 

I wish Lauren Faust still worked on MLP

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. The resulting epicness results in world peace. (No, I'm not gonna corrupt that.)

 

I wish I could perform photosynthesis.

[Znex 936]

Granted, as a result you can't move voluntarily anymore

 

I wish we didn't have to wait for Season 3

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but now season 3 sucks and each episode is 12 seconds long.

I wish that no one would corrupt my wishes.

Edited April 25, 2012 by AceCord

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you have to do a long and complicated dance after each time you make a wish to avoid it becoming corrupted

 

I wish AceCord had an avatar that wasn't just a recolour of Discord

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but it makes your eyes burn because I'm horrible at drawing. (My avatar is supposed to be my OC, which is basically a recolor of Discord because I suck at drawing and the people over at the avatar request thread keep ignoring my request.)

I wish someone would draw my OC for me.

Edited April 25, 2012 by AceCord

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you have to sell most of your belongings to pay for it

 

I wish I had a job

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish I didn't suck at drawing.

[Znex 936]

Granted, however your imagination sucks now so even though you have the skill, you can't draw anything good

 

I wish there were less lesbian shippings in the Brony community

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but now there is more Clopfics and such.

[Pretty Fly for a PinkiePie 65]

Granted... the world ceases to exist.

 

I wish I could be the best bowler ever for 20 years.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. Now, whenever you want to go somewhere, you'll forever be carried off in the opposite direction by a wave of fans.

 

I wish for some awesome shades.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but your eyes explode of too much awesomeness.

I wish that my rank on the forums would increase.

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.

Edited April 26, 2012 by AceCord

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You don't make a wish, and your life becomes unbearably drab and boring.

 

I wish for cheese.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Banned for wishing for cheese.

 

Does that action constitute as a valid wish corruption? I'll just wish for the answer.

[Page Turner 607]

Granted. The answer is no, you suck.

 

I Wish I had A smart, sexy, and sweet girlfriend who truly loved me and would never leave.

 

or die.

Edited April 26, 2012 by Page Turner

[Lunatic 1,186]

you have, but your in a coma so you don't even know her.

 

i wish i could stay up all night without getting tired

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. You are now nocturnal.

 

I wish for pancakes!

[Znex 936]

Granted, but they're made out of oatmeal.

 

I wish for winning

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but you lose.

 

I wish for a copy of Prototype 2.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted, but it get sent to someone with the same name.

 

I wish I had a perfect-fitting lampshade. (to party in!)

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted, but it get sent to someone with the same name.

 

I wish I had a perfect-fitting lampshade. (to party in!)

 

Granted. It's on fire.

I wish for a bukkit.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but then they be stealin' your bucket

 

I wish for a shuvel