The Corrupted Wish Game

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, that wish causes a tear in the fabric of Space and Time killing us all.

I wish I had $$$$$.

[The Stranger 812]

Granted but they're made of dissolvable material and it's all packed in a cardboard box in the middle of the ocean. 

 

I wish I had a pair of hover boots.

Edited November 4, 2014 by Spooky Sun

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

Granted, the boots were made of acid

 

I wish you would corrupt my wish.

[The Stranger 812]

Granted, the boots were made of acid

 

I wish you would corrupt my wish.

 

*Head explodes*

 

I wish I knew how I was able to type this message since you exploded my head all over the walls behind me.

[Gravelord Neat-O 305]

*Head explodes*

 

I wish I knew how I was able to type this message since you exploded my head all over the walls behind me

*Tries to glue head back together* 

sorry, bubby.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, due to the lack of a brain you forget.

 

 

I wish i had 5 tons of niobium, 8 tons of iridium, 30 tons of cobalt, and 6 tons of dubnium (dubnium is an actual element).

 

* don't ask why i need all this.

Edited November 4, 2014 by BritishBrony 13

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but then you forget why you need it.

 

I wish somepony would tell me who let the dogs out.

[An Unknown Pony. 370]

Granted,but he let the dogs in before you knew it

 

I wish for free coffee,donuts and a chocolate chip

[Omega Centauri 317]

Granted, you are now a stereotypical american police officer.

 

 

I wish I could sleep better at night

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, you only have nightmares in your sleep making you anxious in the morning.

I wish I had a Cake made by Spike. 

[Omega Centauri 317]

Granted, you have a cake made by spike... You can't corrupt something that's already corrupt.

 

 

I wish I had bigger muscles

Edited November 5, 2014 by Omega Centauri

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, they are are now too big and crush your muscles.

 

 

I wish i had the blueprints that i need to make a bass cannon.

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted, it backfires killing you.

I wish I had a Sonic Screwdriver.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, unlike the Doctors screwdriver it ONLY works on wood.

 

 

I wish i had a dubnium projectile-collider-tube and 50kg of dubnium.

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted, the dubnium projectile-collider-tube explodes when you put the dubnium

 

I wish I had a glass of pureified water in my hands

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but it's only 13% purified. The other 87% is poison.

 

I wish that Monty Python's Flying Circus was still on the air.

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but no one but you whatches it and when you talk about it to people they think your insane

 

I wish my phone was charged right now but not overcharged

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but you can only use it for five minutes.

 

I wish the next president is a democrat.

Edited November 6, 2014 by Discorded Child

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but he uterly destroys the u.s. with out being cheaked by congress

 

I wish I had unlimited amount of cupcakes

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted. You die of obesity.

I wish I could eat breakfast now.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but you decide instead of normal milk in your cereal, you put milk plus in it, and then you go on a violent and rape filled rampage.

I wish that somepony would remake Rocky Horror Picture Show, and do it well, and many people would see it.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but your the only person who liked it

 

I wish I would stop waking up in bed with children

(reference to another thread)

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now you're waking up with old men (BTW, I get the reference)

I wish Homestarrunner.com would update, people would see it, and enjoy it.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

granted but your still the only one who likes it 

I wish I was a popular YouTuber

(BTW, I get the reference)

that's because you and that other guy are the only ones who are ever above me

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now you're so popular that you are now being dissected by Russian spies to see how somepony could get so popular.

 

I wish that something awesome, amazing, bedazzling, and just really bucking awesome happens to me.