The Corrupted Wish Game

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted. Now You get the case alone and you have to buy everything else seperate eventually amounting to more money spent.

 

I wish the world exploded.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but by the time it does all of the world's worst people have escaped into space and establish a capitalist space-colony.
 

 

 

 

I wish that such a space colony existed but was not run by nasty people.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Wish Granted. A kid designed the walls and they break very easily, resulting in everyone suffocating in the oxygen-less space.

 

I wish that this is all just a virtual reality. And in Reality, we are all stuck in capsules, being tested with this world until we die.

Edited November 15, 2014 by Bradley

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. The plot of "The Matrix" becomes reality. The entire trilogy.

 

 

 

I wish for BEANS.

Edited November 15, 2014 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[AkiraLeeJounouchi 857]

Granted Here you go:

 

I Wish I was on the moon.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You have nothing, absolutely nothing on you, and now you are suffocating.

 

I wish that this wish is a lie, and won't do anything.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but now you have Ebola.

 

I wish I had Ebola.

(trying to make an already corrupted wish)

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You will never die and the Ebola will never leave you.

 

I wish that the person after me knows what fivescoredividedbyfour is

Edited November 15, 2014 by Bradley

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but it's 25

 

I wish I could pop some tags,

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted but you only have 20$

 

I wish I had one million wishes!

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

granted, but you can't choose what they are.

 

I wish that more people enjoyed Thrift Shop.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Half the population on earth is now dead, so a higher percentage of the earths population now enjoy Thrift shop.

 

I wish stupidity didn't exist.

Edited November 15, 2014 by Bradley

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, now everybody is too smart to know what kills them.

 

I wish I could be hunting, looking for a come up.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, you get hunted.

 

Wish more people knew what The Ur-Quan Masters/Star control 1/2/3 is.

[Yoshikupo 302]

granted they know what its is but not what it means so they spend all there time trying to figure it out

 

I wish my homework is done

[Sonic Shimmer 4,132]

Granted. Your dog then eats it and your teacher doesn't believe you.

 

I wish I had artistic talent.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

granted, but you only draw clop pictures of twist (what the fuck)

 

I wish that Eminem would make a song with Weird Al.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

Granted. But,it sucks and ruins both of their careers.

 

I wish I could kick a soccerball.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but soccerballs are now a figment of your imagination.

 

I wish I could walk like an Egyptian. 

[RenaTheRagDoll 47]

Granted, but you travel on time and now you are a slave

I wish i could eat a chocolate right now

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

(that's a weird way of stating it)

 

Granted, but it's un sweetened.

 

I wish that I could sneeze potatoes.

[yayayayayala 1,668]

Granted, but one of the potatoes gets stuck and you can't sneeze it out. (Ouch)

 

I wish I could have all the art in the world.

[DiscordedCelestia 102]

Granted, but just before the wish is granted, art's meaning changes to: shit.

 

I wish I had an accordion.

Edited November 16, 2014 by DiscordedCelestia

[VitalSpark 1,830]

You can, but your upper body explodes, so you can't play it. Or live.

 

I wish for fish.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted. You get a rotten sturgeon.



I wish for SCP-914