The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You deliberately.

 

I wish for more wishes.

[Devixicus 2]

Granted, but you can only wish for things that are beneficial to me and me alone.

I wish my crush didn't have a boyfriend.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Your crush now has a girlfriend.

 

I wish I would only crush on people one at a time.

Edited May 21, 2012 by Jadefire

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but it takes so long to crush a single person that you give up.

 

I wish for usable evil powers that I can control and use to my advantage.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You gain superpowers, but come to a revelation, change your name, and become a force for good

 

I wish DJ Breakfast and DJ Eco made more music

[MachineGunLola 408]

Granted, but you can't find it anywhere.

 

I wish that I could meet Marilyn Manson.

[U've Been Trolled 1]

Granted but he died of a freak bat attack by Ozzie Osbourne

 

I wish to be the ultimate troll

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. Now all the other trolls challenge you for leadership.

 

I wish for the powers of Chuck Norris.

[U've Been Trolled 1]

granted except the real Chuck Norris makes you hold up the world in his place

 

i wish all the other trolls worshiped me as their god

Edited May 21, 2012 by U've Been Trolled

[Strider Hiryu 116]

No.

 

I wish for a death note.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

What was that? You wanted a Deaf Note? Okay!!!

 

I wish for a hearing aid; I couldn't hear you...

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You get broken headset a hearing aid

 

I wish for more bass drops

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But your bass breaks when you drop it.

 

I wish for a robot arm.

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but it's break so it's rendered useless.

 

I wish for a usable portal gun.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it teleports you to the moon.

 

I wish for Swedish fish.

[Fire_Fly 499]

If you wanted the candy, then you get an actual fish from Sweden. If you wanted an actual fish from Sweden, then you get the candy.

 

I wish for a amazing spider powers.

[Strider Hiryu 116]

Granted. You get an amazing spider named powers. He is also evil.

 

I wish I could be Iron Man.

Edited May 22, 2012 by Strider Hiryu

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Too bad iron's a pretty bad metal to build a suit out of and it rusts.

 

I wish I wasn't so schleepy.

[Pencil J. Doodle 242]

(I'm going to assume that says 'sleepy')

 

granted, you get ice cold water thrown in your face

 

I wish i was a great drummer

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted. but you dont have any drums to play on.

 

i wish i had my personal phoenix pet.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but as it bursts into flames, your house burns down.

 

I wish the guy next to me would stop singing.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. Now he's dancing and humming loudly.

 

I wish for muffins!

[U've Been Trolled 1]

granted u get man-eating muffins that take over the world

 

i wish for a gun to kill the man-eating muffins

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted, it has no ammo.

I wish pretty butterflies followed me everywhere :3.

[Ironsight 13]

Granted but they eat human flesh.

I wish i could fly.