The Corrupted Wish Game

[SpikusFyre 486]

Granted but all of your mobile devices exploded.

 

I wish for the ability to infinitely grant my own rule-free wishes both verbally and silently with no negative side effects of the wishes I grant for myself and without transforming into a genie, fairy, unicorn or any magically inclined creature. I would stay in my current form with no psychological or physiological change to my body. Such a change would include anything from death to any handicap mental or otherwise that would render me incapable of altering the world as I see fit through my wishes. I would also maintain complete control of myself and become a slave to no entity or being either immortal or any other being or entity that would attempt to use my ability for their own gain or the gain or destruction of others.

 

(I have thought really long and hard about this wish... probably thought way too much about it in all fairness)

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. But there are now 5 copies of you, with the exact same power you were granted, with the extra ability of being immune to anything negative. And they all hate you with a burning passion. They can also track you from anywhere, even if that place doesn't exist. and your family stands in the middle of you and your five clones. I'll just get some popcorn and watch from the sidelines...

 

I wish for a talking, friendly potato blacksmith to pop up, completely unharmed, in front of me.

Edited September 11, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[SpikusFyre 486]

Granted but you are now blind and deaf and as such cannot experience the potato.

 

I wish for the negative effects that come from this wish being granted to affect the user whom grants this wish instead of me.

Edited September 11, 2015 by SpikusFyre

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted.. but this granting doesn't have any negative effects

 

I wish the next user would make a wish

Edited September 11, 2015 by AURAequine

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. They wish you would stay healthy

 

 

I wish the user above me stays healthy.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but as he is already healthy, the additional health makes him too healthy.. and he is used in agonizingly painful medical experiments for research..

 

I wish I had infinite data for the internet..

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Any attempts to store that data removes 25% of it, everytime.

 

I wish to walk around of the moon for an eternity in peace, without hunger, breathing, dehydration, toilet needs or pain to disturb me.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,137]

Granted. However, Eternity itself is destroyed, and so you end up in Hell.

 

I wish Hyperhooves could be active again.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. The Internet, and all of its contents, get erased a day after

 

I wish for something happy to happen. Just in general, to everyone.

[cwhip9 1,078]

Granted happiness over load activated making everyone freaking syco. I wish I could have my OC come to life and just chill

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It's frozen in a block of ice and is quickly. melting. The OC Is not in the ice, he is the ice.

 

I wish for a nice, delicious cookie.

[jeray2000 111]

Granted, but it's delicious by the standards of a cat, and tastes like fish. 

 

I wish that I didn't have to do any math homework.

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but math is now called by another name and you have twice as much homework of that..

 

I wish corruption was impossible

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Corruption is now impossible, but spawning daedra is not. You are now forever a slave to Sheogorath, the Daedric prince of Madness.

 

I wish Sheogorath and Discord would meet.

Edited September 13, 2015 by Lord Bradley

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but they don't get along well and cause all sorts of chaos to the point where the entire universe is torn in half because it cannot handle the strain..

 

I wish I could use Naruto style Ninjutsu.. like Transformation Justsu and stuff..

[HorsesandMOARGaloar 300]

Granted. Your only jutsus involve shooting weak jets of water, and on one attempt in Tranformation Jutsu, you turn into a literal fighter jet made of water that collapses into a big puddle.

 

I wish that neckbeards, rabid fans of annoying fanbases, and other laughingstocks replaced the cast of Jersey Shore, and crossed their show over with Big Brother.

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

Your wish is granted. What? That is about as bad as it gets.

 

I wish I had a machine that could bring any charater from any fandom to real life.

[SpikusFyre 486]

Granted however the characters are brain dead and can't think or move.

 

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

[jeray2000 111]

Granted however the characters are brain dead and can't think or move.

 

I wish for this wish to not be granted.

Granted, a paradox has been created and the entire universe has been destroyed.

 

I wish for everyone to willingly consent to be Christian, therefore ending all religious wars and creating a standard set of ethics for all people. 

[SlenderSlayer24 127]

the problem but, everyone is the exact same and thw world is now boring. (no not because everyones christian but, they are exactly the same person for both genders.)

 

I wish pokemon where real.

[SCS 7,537]

Granted, but they can't be caught, ever, by any means whatsoever. 

 

I wish I could become one with dank memes.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. Too bad those memes involve things not even an insane person wants to take part in.

 

I wish for KNOWLEGDDE!

[Chara 1,565]

*lets see if I revive this thread*

 

I wish to have the knowledge of Kim Jong Un.

 

I wish for a 1000000 dollars 

[jeray2000 111]

Granted, you now have 100 000 000 pennies in your car.

 

I wish for a sick looking gauntlet.

[Lightbulb 170]

Granted, It Is Fused With Your Flesh And Violently Throws Black Spells Without Your Power. Also in Your Sleep It Attempts To Gain Ground On your body To Take Control, which wakes you painfully so you may never have a good night's rest.

 

I wish, to Be reborn as Every Popular Musician ever, With Full awareness and feeling each time.