The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! the world is now yours to become a giant slimeball, because i was shot in the back (x_x)

 

i wish i came back to life

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you are now reincarnated as.......a Stag Beetle.

 

I wish the Gundam universe is real. :-P 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But obviously all of 'Straya is now a massive crater because of a colony being dropped on it.

D:

I wish Zeon would win, but weren't racist turds
 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted,Zeon will win and no longer be racist turds

 

i wish i had a funnel cake c:

[DubWolf 17,250]

Granted, your cake is in a funnel!

 

I wish for world hunger to never be solved!

[TBD 17,254]

*you beat me to it.

 

Ungranted it's not even solve yet. 

 

I wish I can  have some shake and chicken bake.

Edited March 23, 2017 by TBD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! you now have a shake and chicken bake 

 

I wish I could have a cake with my name on it

[DubWolf 17,250]

Granted, but your cake is in another castle!

 

I wish for a genie to grant my wish.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, this Djinn right here will grant your wishes. Good luck with the outcome though. _o: 

 

I wish Lacus Clyne is my waifu for life.  

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
She is now your waifu for laifu.
But she's only a body pillow because anime women aren't real :V

I wish I had legs.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! you now have legs

 

I wish I had a job

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

Granted. Your new job is now cleaning public bathrooms 

I wish I could be a NASCAR driver

[TBD 17,254]

granted except you are not a good driver thus you crushed.

I wish for the world to be mine.

Edited March 24, 2017 by TBD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

GRANTED! except the world is already mines you will need to take it from me! *evil laugh*

 

I wish I had a dog wearing a hat 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you have a dog that's wearing a hat that is infested with fully gorged ticks.

 

I wish that I can be the greatest chef of all time.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! you are now the greatest chef of all time 

 

I wish for a cat

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but you are the cat.
:V


I wish I owned a pet =w=

[DubWolf 17,250]

Granted, but it's the plague!

i wish for a tiny horse  

Edited March 26, 2017 by Ghost Wolf

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

Granted. You just got a Clydesdale! 

 

I wish for a wish 

[DubWolf 17,250]

Granted; the wish you get is the wish you already got!

I wish for a piece of cheesecake that won't harm me or not satisfy me in anyway .

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, the cheesecake is sentient, and gains flavor and enjoyability by consuming others around you.

I wish for a slightly darker layout so the forum isn't blindingly bright :V

 

[Lucky Bolt 35,062]

Granted. The forum mods will now ban you for bringing up how awful their new update looks xD

 

I wish Jimmie Johnson would win next week's race

[DubWolf 17,250]

I wish for a tinier horse!

[Quinch 1,120]

38 minutes ago, Lucky Bolt said:

Granted. The forum mods will now ban you for bringing up how awful their new update looks xD

I wish Jimmie Johnson would win next week's race

Granted, next week scientists accidentally create a genocidal super-race of humans who hail Jimmy Johnson as their god.

I wish to be capable of empathy.

Edited March 27, 2017 by Quinch

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you now feel what others feel.
A hundred times over D:

I wish there were more artists =w=