The Corrupted Wish Game

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Granted but you sleep during that time.

I wish I was happier.

[Cheshers 100]

Granted. Now you're perpetually smiling until your cheeks become numb. 

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 hour ago, Cheshers said:

Granted. Now you're perpetually smiling until your cheeks become numb. 

I wish I had a Nintendo Switch.

Granted, but you'll have to play with me and my copy!

I wish I could meet @ShadowDash13 in person.

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you meet me after I already died.

*shrugs* Trust me, I'm just as disappointed in the outcome of that one as you are.

 

I wish I were about 10 years older. (For more reasons than just you, @WiiGuy2014)

[Will Guide 21,360]

3 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you meet me after I already died.

*shrugs* Trust me, I'm just as disappointed in the outcome of that one as you are.

 

I wish I were about 10 years older. (For more reasons than just you, @WiiGuy2014)

You mean like I would only meet your soul, so we couldn't really meet the way I wanted to? Good answer!

Granted, but now you have a no-nonsense adult attitude on the world and would hate all cartoons like MLP and Disney for being "Childish nonsense"! Horrible fate!

I wish I could have been more active in the furry fandom like your friends.

Edited August 1, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, someone takes a picture of you in fursuit and uploads it to the internet, ruining your reputation completely, and leaving the furry fandom the only real friends you have. Not a happy fate, but a very possible one.

 

I wish my parents hadn't found my laptop.

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Wish granted. Unfortunately, someone takes a picture of you in fursuit and uploads it to the internet, ruining your reputation completely, and leaving the furry fandom the only real friends you have. Not a happy fate, but a very possible one.

 

I wish my parents hadn't found my laptop.

Well, at least, I'll have the furry fandom. And I know there's some good people just as they're bad people.

Granted, but your parents...NO! I Just can't do it! After what you've been through, what kinda monster would I be if I corrupted your wish like what I'm thinking?!

Just give me some form of punishment for even thinking that, my little friend (and embarrassed crush)!

 

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Well, at least, I'll have the furry fandom. And I know there's some good people just as they're bad people.

Granted, but your parents...NO! I Just can't do it! After what you've been through, what kinda monster would I be if I corrupted your wish like what I'm thinking?!

Just give me some form of punishment for even thinking that, my little friend (and embarrassed crush)!

 

You want a punishment... then I'll just corrupt your punishment instead. You will be forced to pet dogs until you smile.

There. Punishment corrupted. You're not an evil monster. You're just doing what the game said. (And trust me, the mutual crush embarrasses me a lot more than it does you...)

 

I wish you hadn't tried to ask to be punished.

Edited August 1, 2017 by ShadowDash13

[Will Guide 21,360]

1 minute ago, ShadowDash13 said:

You want a punishment... then I'll just corrupt your punishment instead. You will be forced to pet dogs until you smile.

There. Punishment corrupted. You're not an evil monster. You're just doing what the game said. (And trust me, the mutual crush embarrasses me a lot more than it does you...)

 

I wish you hadn't tried to ask to be punished.

Granted, but now my OCs Unicorn and Changeling Will Guide have amnesia and think they're supposed to be evil!

I wish I was done with these job applications already!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but you were in such a rush they are unable to read them and must be redone

I wish @Baby Flyer would be an adult o3o

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. You are now an elderly old man, and we are 20 years in the future.

 

I wish I was steamed, and served with a side of melted butter!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

I'm not @Baby Flyer @ShadowDash13 you silly flappy horse 

Granted but you taste so bad they toss you in the compost heap 

I wish that @ShadowDash13 tossed Philip into the artic water 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they become an ice monster.

12 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

0/10 for hatred T3T

 

I wish I hadn't become so tired that I mistook this for a wholly different thread.

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

7 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

I wish I was steamed, and served with a side of melted butter!

Did you quote that from Mr. Krabs from the SpongeBob Wishing Well episode?

@The_Gobo

Granted, but now you'll never have a good answer again!

I wish I could grow to giant size for my birthday.

[MickeyAdaptus 2,211]

 

Granted, but the military started attacking you when they saw a massively sized changeling suddenly walking around a city.                                                I wish for a muffin button 

[Will Guide 21,360]

2 minutes ago, Mickey Adaptus said:

 

Granted, but the military started attacking you when they saw a massively sized changeling suddenly walking around a city.                                                I wish for a muffin button 

Actually. there's a t-rated fan fiction with that Growing Changeling idea: Invigoration. 

Granted, all it does is say the word, muffin.

I wish I could shrink to explore out of reach areas!

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you can't get bigger after you shrink.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait outside for 40 minutes when it's 100 DEGREES!!!

[Will Guide 21,360]

11 minutes ago, ShadowDash13 said:

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you can't get bigger after you shrink.

 

I wish I didn't have to wait outside for 40 minutes when it's 100 DEGREES!!!

Wish granted, but you have to wait 41 minutes when it's 100 degrees.

I wish I had been your friend in grade school growing up, @ShadowDash13

[Deleted3133333 3,560]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you were my friend before 2nd grade, and when I fled school districts, I left you behind.

Wow. Using my own memories against you. That hurt a little.

 

I wish I had thought of a happier way to corrupt that.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now that you thought of it before hand, it hurts even more that you decided not to use it D:
I wish I was a blue slime =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,360]

@The_Gobo

Now you're for dipping sauce!

I wish I could see @Mesme Rize more often!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! you will see him 

I wish @Hoppy would come back 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted, but they hop on you and squash you.

I wish for best poneh.

14 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

0/10 for hatred T3T

i'm not a hater 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You are not a pony.
A real, normal, average pony.
Not even a racing pony.

I wish Dual would stop being a butt =w=

 

[Duality 10,740]

Granted. I continue doing precisely what I have been doing for the last year.

I wish Gobstopper would stop insulting me.