The Corrupted Wish Game

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but it's for Justin Bieber.

I wish it was payday tomorrow.

[Flutterstep 46,883]

@ScruffyTheStallion Granted, but it's an empty concert.

@Concerned

@Concerned Bystander Granted, but you get it in Monopoly money.

 

I wish I could fly.

Edited August 25, 2017 by Flutterstep

[Messy Mane 9,025]

@Concerned Bystander Granted! but you only get paid 1$ D:

@Flutterstep Granted! but you will end up like icarus D: 

here's a good song to come with that 

I wish I was born in the 1970s and grew up a teenager during the 1980s!

Edited August 25, 2017 by ScruffyTheStallion

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but you grew up in Afghanistan.

I wish I had some stronger coffee.

 

[Messy Mane 9,025]

Granted! the coffee will be so strong that it beats you up with it's strength. D:

I wish I could play the acoustic guitar

[Jedishy 3,542]

Granted but you can only play polka music and only when no one is watching. 

I wish I was the wisest man on earth 

[Messy Mane 9,025]

Granted! you are the wisest;but you are too wise for MLP and you stop watching it.

I wish to be an Animator 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but the only technique you know is stop-motion, and your camera has to charge for an hour between every shot.

I wish more desk space.

[Jedishy 3,542]

Granted but the desk space is so large you have no space to fit yourself or the chair in the room. 

 

I wish for MLP FIM to continue for the next 100 years. 

[EquinoxDancer 24]

Granted, but a new season is only released once every ten years. 

 

I wish I had more space to display my collection. 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, your collection has been transformed into shelves.

I wish I had a sturdier tripod for my camera.

[Jedishy 3,542]

@EquinoxDancer ( I would be ok with that. Give me something exciting to look forward to lol )

 

@Concerned Bystander

Granted but its made of iridium alloy and so it weighs a ton and is super expensive.

I wish for a custom made metal fidget spinner. 

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but it's all gummed up so it doesn't spin.

I wish for a lava lamp that is a model of Mt. Vesuvius.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but it's 1:1 scale working replica that contains real lava.

I wish it wasn't 11.45pm already.

[Flutterstep 46,883]

Granted. But it still is in your time zone.

I wish for a bubblegum daiquiri.

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but I never bother going to figure out what that is using Google, so you just get a bubblegum tequila because that totally sounds exactly the same.

I wish for a supersonic private jet.

[Flutterstep 46,883]

Granted. One is flying right towards your home now.

 

I wish to not get ninjaed.

[Duality 10,738]

Granted. Instead, you get postjumped.

I wish for a Twicane made out of solid gold.

[Aurora Wolf 2,354]

Very well, but before you can eat it, it eats YOU!

I wish Donald Trump would just be ejected from the office, have all of his money taken away from him, and go to prison for the rest of his miserable life.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but you're married to, and financially dependent upon, him when it happens.

I wish the dinner menu here had more than five choices on it.

[SparklingSwirls 21,272]

Granted, it has ten choices, but they're out of five of the options anyway.

I wish my friend would message me to chat  

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But they message you to let you know they're coming over to chat.
And you have no clean clothing or anything else. The place is trashed.
 

I wish I could trim my beard the way I want and have spiky points =w=

 

 

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but now you can't look down because it's too spiky.

On 25/08/2017 at 11:52 PM, EquinoxDancer said:

I wish I had more space to display my collection. 

I'm sorry, I have to do this now, but you reminded me of this:

 

I wish I had pizza.

[Patty Thundersnow 4,130]

Granted but it's a tiny pizza.

 

I wish calculus wasn't so hard.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, you pass Calculus, but you get an 'F' in all subjects like History, Home Economics, Science, Chemistry, etc.

I wish I have the Venom symbiote and become Venom himself. o3o