The Corrupted Wish Game

[Azura 1,107]

Granted.

 

I hereby corrupt your wish by corrupting your corruption: The poster above you was a creeper that can explode twice.

 

And yes, some things can explode twice.

 

I wish for some fireworks.

 

It blew everything you own into thin dust.

 

I wish this summer holiday will last longer.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you now are experiencing an infinite drought. Have fun with no water. I wish summer was 20% cooler.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. Welcome to Antarctica.

 

I wish I had something for myself...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. It's a poisonous snake.

 

I wish for a pet hedgehog.

[Sky 746]

Granted but he hates you so he will try to kill you every time you close

your eyes.

 

I wish for.no wish

[PikaPower 12]

It is Sonic and he thinks you are Eggman and kills you.I wish I had no family.

 

ninja, You fall in lava.

 

I wish for no family.

Edited June 30, 2012 by PikaPower

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. You get struck by lightning, since you don't have a family to act as a lightning rod to save you.

 

I wish for an end to world hunger.

Edited June 30, 2012 by Jadefire

[PikaPower 12]

Granted now we have world drought.

 

I wish Jadefire was not a good ninja.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Granted. He's a samurai.

 

I feel like meh again... I wish I was forgotten...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but someone remembers you a few minutes later.

 

I wish Ganaram was less sadface.

[Lunatic 1,185]

granted, only you never meet him again.

 

i wish i was cuddled to death by luna.

[Sky 746]

Granted but Luna gets banished for hugging you to death

 

I wish that my wish comes true for the person below

[Nightfall 3,950]

It does... but in a sick, twisted way.

 

I wish the Skype chat would be more lively (IN A GOOD WAY) at midnight my time.

[Sky 746]

Granted but now its terrible in the day.

 

I wish for wi-fi in my hotel room

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but it's slow and horrible.

 

I wish MLP Forums would let me call them on Skype.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they block your number because they think you're too annoying. I wish Herobrine was actually in Minecraft.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. And he's in your game only.

I wish all telemarketers would leave me alone.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, now they spam you with emails. I wish creepers didn't exist in Minecraft.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. Minecraft no longer exists.

 

I wish Pinkie Pie were here to hug me and sing to me.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, the fourth wall is damaged beyond repair. I just fixed it too! I wish Pinkie Pie could bend the fourth wall like rubber like she does in Over a Barrel, but the fourth wall is never damaged in any way.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted, but somehow that ruins the meaning of life and you die.

 

I wish I didn't exist.

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

Granted everyone ignores you.

 

i wish Luna meet Thor.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. They get in an argument and sadfaces are had by all.

 

I wish for a fish in a dish that's quite delish.

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

Granted. Here's a poisonous fish.

 

I wish my job wasn't so tedious.

[Half-Note 273]

Granted. It's more tedious.

 

 

I wish to be Molestia >