The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted there's a portal to equestria and people stop called you crazy......but you are too scared to jump into the portal. SInce you gonna be crazy enough to do so

I wish my job could transfer me to a new dept.

 

Edited March 2, 2018 by TBD, Scoffer of TBA

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you get transferred to a branch you didn't know about... on the south pole.

I wish I had more faces O3O

 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but in turn you steal everybody else's faces. Thanks.

I wish I had my face back.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can't ever re-attach it :3

I wish I had horns o3o

 

[kaiser5578 340]

Granted, you might be a goat

I wish that disney would remove the Force Awakens form the Star Wars continuity

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but Something worse than the prequels takes its place... and Lucas gets the rights back D8

I wish Star Wars was a niche thing again T3T

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted, but to do so you will be obliged to never watch it again.
I wish that too...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it goes back to being made with a super-low budget and is of terrible quality

*cough cough, still not as bad as the prequels cough cough*

I wish I had a lightsaber o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted you got yourself a toy lightsaber

I wish I know how to use the force.

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted!.....EXCEPT this force will force you to do things you don't wanna do 

I wish for pet chimpanzee that cn speak fluent english.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but now he will declare war against you

I wish for a pet unicorn 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! EXCEPT the unicorn then becomes an alicorn and flies away from you.

I wish the song 'all star' by smash mouth was never created.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but their loss of one song causes them to become major pop stars and out-shine all other artists to the point that the industry collapses in on itself :3

I wish Scruffy' would comb their floof :3

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted he combed but shedded his hairs all over your places.

i wish daytime is shorter. 

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, we all freeze to death due to too cold of nights o3o
 

I wish there was a princess-centric episode in S8 o3o

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but it's about a new mary-sue princess.

 

I wish there were more good quality, clean, Wallace & Gromit YTPs.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they all involve 'This is Sparta!' memes o3o

I wish there were more kosher memes :3

 

[Telferi 6,906]

Granted but you are not allowed to see them o3o

I wish Nintendo made more crossover games ^^

[Nightfall Gloam 18,260]

Granted but now there's too many crossovers to pick from.

I wish I wasn't so allergic to my cat.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now you're allergic to literally EVERYTHING else.

 

I wish I had persimmons o3o

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but they're seeds and you have to wait till fall for them to be fully grown.

 

I wish for Fall to start again

 

 

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT,beacuse of this... will never ever have summer again.

I wish I were king for a day

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but it was last Tuesday.

I wish my laptop battery lasted for more than five minutes.

[TBD 17,254]

granted now it'll last for one more minute.

 

I wish to also be king for a day today 

 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted.  You are now the king of your bedroom for today.  However, it's mostly a ceremonial position with no real authority.

I wish for just one weekend when it isn't raining.