The Corrupted Wish Game

[Widdershins 9,955]

Granted, but that's ponies with a lowercase P and ponies don't talk and you live in a muddy field the rest of your life.

 

   I wish I had a friend.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, Every slime on here is now your friend o3o

 

I wish I knew more faces to use o3o

 

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Granted but they are either all poorly drawn or creepy looking (and sometimes both)

I wish I could build my own PC.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but all your parts come from the lowest quality chinese market places o3o

I wish I could visit a bazzar o3o

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

9 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but all your parts come from the lowest quality chinese market places o3o

I wish I could visit a bazzar o3o

 

Granted, but it's the bad kind of bazaar, that will literally cost you an arm and a leg.

I wish I could get over this irritating cough.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now your ankles are sore D:

 

i wish I didn't have to work extra on wednesday T3T
 

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 minute ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but now your ankles are sore D:

 

i wish I didn't have to work extra on wednesday T3T
 

Granted, but now you have to work double on every other day.

I wish I could find love not just for the sake of feeding for my Changeling hunger.

Edited February 24, 2018 by WiiGuy2014
Forgot a wish

[The_Gobo 36,257]

26 minutes ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, but now you have to work double on every other day.

I wish I could find love not just for the sake of feeding for my Changeling hunger.

Granted, but she becomes mute shortly after meeting her, so you lose all the joy you get from hearing her speak o3o
 

I wish I had another tri-cotton pillowcase =w=

 

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but you have to give up your pillows.

I wish to be able to different cartoon dimensions at will.

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Granted, but you'll have to steal Rick's portal gun.

I wish I could have a quadcycle.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you now own the crappiest brand of ATV

o3o
 

I wish I knew how to make art proper

 

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but you have to take classes from a failed street artist I pulled off the alleyway.
I wish for a glass of water.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but that glass is HUUUUUUUUUGE, like 1000 litres and you have to drink it all.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold in here !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

4 hours ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

Granted but that glass is HUUUUUUUUUGE, like 1000 litres and you have to drink it all.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold in here !

Granted, you are suddenly on the sun D:

I wish it could be this nice out every day =w=

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you got sent into space...ah nothing is better than a peace and quiet outside.

I wish Ifor a large pizza

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.

I splat one on your face.

I wish for some fresh fruit =w=

 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but the inside has worms. 

I wish to be part of the marvel company 

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but you're a receptionist.
I wish for my ship to happen.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! A boat falls on your head.

 

I wish for the strength to get through my 12hr shift tomorrow :3

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Granted but you can no longer sleep.

I wish I wasn't so bored and tired today.

[Wicked_Skies 28]

Granted but since you always have something to do you never have a moment to rest.

I wish for the power to teleport at will. 

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

You're now able to teleport but when you do you leave a body part behind for two minutes 

I wish to be the richest person ever

Edited February 27, 2018 by shadowwarp940

[TBD 17,228]

granted but you will be robbed every day.

I wish for my paper  to be published soon 

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

Granted but the publisher will take more then half of the earnings

I wish to be the most famous person ever known!

[TBD 17,228]

granted you're famous for being ignored.

I wish I can travel to europe