The Corrupted Wish Game

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted. You get captured buy some fisherman, get sent to a market, die, and now you are part of my fish n' chips... you were delicious by the way.

 

I wish i had more free time.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted. You let all your responsibilities go. Your relationships fade until everyone hates you fro being so earesponcable.

I wish I could learn things quicker.

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. Your brain explodes.

 

I wish for more motivation.

[Guest]

Granted. You had more motivation to jump off a moving jet. Not the brightest idea.

 

I wish for decent pudding.

[abcdefggggg 34]

Granted. It's only 1 drop of pudding.

 

I wish for my wishes to come true :U

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but they are corrupted and you die from them.

 

I wish i was a baby dragon like Spike.

[abcdefggggg 34]

Granted, you are eaten alive by a bigger dragon.

 

I wish the next episode would come out right this second :x

[SunsetDancer 36]

very well, but pinky pie dies in it!

I wish I had super powers!

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted, but you get the ones that are super destructive and they take out a chunk of your health if you ever use any of them.

 

I wish to prove that llamas can drive!

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but it ends like this.

 

I wish winter wouldn't come.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! Global Warming has now kicked into full gear several hundred years ahead of time.

 

 

I wish I can speak entirely in rhyme.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted. However, you can only rhyme with the shun sound.

Example: I will complete my work with sucession

After that, I will surely part of their organization

I wonder where I should get the information

To join their formation?

I wish to know how the fake Pinkie gave herself 5-second plastic surgery to get the G3 look.

[DJShy 873]

Granted, but 5 seconds after you hear it, your head explodes.

 

I wish I lived the life of the guy from "My Little Dashie".

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you are made very sad.

 

 

I wish Nintendo Released Mother 3 in America and Europe.

[Dj Bron3 19]

granted but mother 3 turns out to be the third part of a mothers training program

 

I wish Vinyl scratch loved me unconditionally and that we would love eachother forever.

[DJShy 873]

Granted. she falls head over heels in love with you, but she becomes obssesed.

 

I wish I can't cry when I read "My Little Dashie"

[Loriem 639]

Granted. she falls head over heels in love with you, but she becomes obssesed.

 

I wish I can't cry when I read "My Little Dashie"

 

Granted, but you lose your heart.

 

I wish I was president.

Edited November 25, 2012 by Secret Person

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Granted, but then you go to see a movie and you get shot in the back of the head by some guy who was a descendant of John W. Booth.

 

I wish my mother and brother didn't have to be such a copycat all the time.

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted. Instead, your best friend becomes a copycat.

 

I wish the people on these forums were more active.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but you arn't

 

I wish i could use sonar like bats

[Dj Bron3 19]

LOL I ACTUALLY GOT MY WISH!!!!! I DONT CARE IF SHES OBSESSED

 

granted but every time you used echolocation it would ring in your head louder and louder until you became deaf and then you would have to pay me to teach you sign language

 

Granted, but 5 seconds after you hear it, your head explodes.

 

I wish I lived the life of the guy from "My Little Dashie".

 

i think you mean head over whooves?

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted.

But nothing was granted because you wished for nothing.

 

I wish I lived in Equestria and was happy and would die at the correct age and time wouldn't go fast or I wouldn't time travel or anything.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but Discord won so it is now his version of Equestria.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold.

Edited November 26, 2012 by Thunder Bolt

[Feather Gem 967]

Granted. But now the sun is making everything melt, thats how hot it is.

 

I wish that...uhm...ponies.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Granted, but they are all like King Sombra.

 

I wish the internet app on the 360 would have Flash and Java enabled.