The Corrupted Wish Game

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but now her boyfriend wants to decapitate you.

 

I wish I had a cure for zombies.

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but makes them dead again. (Doesn't starting from square one all over again stink?)

 

I wish for a shoebox filled with diamonds.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Granted, but Spike eats them all.

 

I wish Spike was a pony.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but the spell is temporary and he changes back in 20 seconds.

 

I wish I had pie... that would bring everyone back to life.

Edited December 7, 2012 by ~Flame Dancer~

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but is only big enough for one ant.

 

I wish for floam.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but GAK bought the Floam company and now instead of Floam you have GAK.

 

I wish the pie was bigger.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Granted, but its power decreases the bigger it becomes

 

I wish that all bronies lived in Cloudsdale

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but because they don't have wings they all fall to their death. (Gunna need that pie now)

 

I wish for cream puffs.

Edited December 7, 2012 by Party Cannon

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but the cream inside the cream puffs is poop flavored.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but it is for a piece of lint.

 

I wish for my burps to sound like Clocks by Coldplay.

[RainbowLuvsU 22]

Granted, but they come out in G-Minor

 

I wish I could be multilingual

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but you completely forget English.

 

I wish for a pet dinosaur. (Here we go...)

[Flicker 141]

Granted, but you eat it.

I wish I had my rusty horseshoe.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but its too hot to touch.

 

I wish i was more social.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

This could very well kill me. Totally worth it if I get this gem to Rarity.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted but its too hot to touch.

 

I wish i was more social.

Granted you be come so social that you get overwelmed by all your friends. And this cuases some chaos, then some drama, and someone eventually gets hurt... yada yadah ect ect. basically you die. Don't ask how, But you do.

 

 

I wish my computer wasn't all messed up.

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted you be come so social that you get overwelmed by all your friends. And this cuases some chaos, then some drama, and someone eventually gets hurt... yada yadah ect ect. basically you die. Don't ask how, But you do.

 

 

I wish my computer wasn't all messed up.

Granted, all your accounts (Steam, MLP Forums, Youtube, Skype, etc.) are though.

 

I wish I had a costume that looks like Q, either for wear or for display.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Granted but its the shitiest worst costume you have ever layed eyes on

 

 

I wish i didn't have to do this project for school. <_<

[The Soldier 2,044]

Granted but its the shitiest worst costume you have ever layed eyes on

 

 

I wish i didn't have to do this project for school. <_<

Granted, you have another project to do for school that will be all or nothing on what you did. Not partial credit.

 

I wish I had the moves like Vega.

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but you soon disappear into obscurity.

 

I wish for levitating shoes.

[Znex 936]

Granted, however they're practically useless: you can't stop losing your balance while having them on

 

I wish I was a language aficionado

Edited December 10, 2012 by Znex

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted, but you mix languages every time you speak.

 

I wish for a massage chair.

[Amelia Monocle 112]

granted, but the massage chair is really tough and eventually breaks your back... not only that but it makes a loud vibrating/whinging noise while it does, like this: RRRRRRRRBRRRRBBRRRNYAAABRRRNYAAAArrrrRRRUGHRBRRRRRUUUNIIIIIIIIII

i wish my evil twin sister wasn't evil

Edited December 10, 2012 by Amelia Monocle

[Just some guy 1,070]

Granted.Your twin sister is now a better version of you.Whatever you can do,she can do better.She's also much more popular than you,being a better version of you and all,and has lots of friends across the world.None of them want to associate with you as you are the vastly inferior version of your sister.Any sort of boy/girlfriend or fiance you have (or would've had) will also ditch you for your sister.You now forever live in the shadow of your sister.

 

I wish for the next poster's wish to be uncorruptable.Because I'm nice and selfless like that.

Edited December 10, 2012 by CaptainBlue808

[Party Cannon 876]

Granted.

 

Huh.

 

(looks around)

 

Where is the woman (Baby Doll from Sucker Punch) in my avatar?

 

 

 

 

I wish there was a bag of hot french fries on my kitchen counter at 11:45am pst tomorrow.