The Corrupted Wish Game

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted, but it's only because they couldn't find a bathroom in the frozen wasteland, and they return right afterwards.

 

I wish the wastelands would thaw.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, but the world Floods because of it

 

I wish the world didn't flood

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. The sun becomes hotter, causing the oceans to evaporate.

 

I wish there'd be a way to terraform Venus.

[TheEngineer 188]

Granted. Venus has been terraformed; unfortunately a stray nuclear missile floating in space collided with it; destroying it.

 

I sure hope that my little pony doesn't continue forever .

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

You didn't wish for it, so I can't grant it. I wish that Season 3 was epic.

[XrosOver 613]

Granted but there will be no applejack songs or duets.

 

I wish that this and further wish could not be corrupted

Bwhahahahaha

Edited July 22, 2012 by JustTooXrosTS

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

No.

 

I wish I wouldn't wake up with a full bladder.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted

You wake up with full Bowels instead

 

I wish for cookies

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

OK then,... I can deal with that kind of corruption. BTW, I ate all the cookies...

 

I wish for this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salted_duck_egg Yes, they're really good.

[Retden 19]

Granted, you get http://en.wikipedia....iki/Balut_(egg) instead.

I wish for cake.

Edited July 22, 2012 by Retden

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, but Discord made it... You don't wanna know what he did to it.

 

I wish for Discord

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. He's your substitute music teacher.

 

 

I wish... Forget it...

Edited July 22, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, you get absolutely nothing.

 

I wish I had a Stained glass window of twilight, and Discord forever danced on it.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Granted, the glass breaks when Discord dances on it.

I wish when I yelled

The actual bubble would appear and I would feel awesome.

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, but the "Objection" bubble was forever invisible

 

I wish for someone to finish my avatar request

Edited July 22, 2012 by Shade

[Magicon 468]

Granted. Too bad you don't like the result.

 

I wish I was pure.

[XrosOver 613]

Granted your blood is now pure AFTER death hot sauce.

I wish that people would be inspired and make a large number of great quality HiE fanfics

[ArcanePony 9]

It's all in a foreign language.

I wish for a 1 yen coin.

Edited July 23, 2012 by ArcanePony

[Page Turner 607]

Granted, Japan Sinks into the ocean and your coin is worthless.

 

I wish I was popular.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted, People are now trampling all over you

 

 

I wish Luna was my GF :3

[ArcanePony 9]

You now have to deal with the Royal Canterlot Voice.

I wish I was a pony in Equestria

[LightRaider 148]

Granted, but you are the equivalent of a hellen Keller pony.

 

I wish for a million more wishes!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. They're all corrupted.

 

I wish for some toilet paper.

[FaZe Vinyl 521]

Granted. But it's one-ply

 

I wish to be awesome, more than you.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,681]

Granted. I end up leaving so you have nothing to compare to, thereby making you more awesome.

 

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