The Corrupted Wish Game

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

granted. but now you can't post

 

 

i wish my bath was ready

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted, but you can't take a bath because your scared of water.

 

I wish I could watch MLP right now.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted, but no one said it was G4.

 

I wish I could have ramen every day.

[♥.:Yulaiyre:.♥ 290]

Granted. You are allergic to ramen

 

i wish i was a mute

Edited July 26, 2012 by Serenity ♥

[Nightfall 3,950]

Granted. You can't speak sign language.

 

I wish I could watch G4 ponies.

[Aureity 3,055]

Granted. But only once, and then never again.

 

I wish I could eat ramen every day without being allergic to it.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Enjoy your hypertension.

 

I wish I didn't have to wake up with a full bladder...

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You now wake up to a wet bed.

 

I wish I could curse people with magic.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but you curse yourself in the process.

 

I wish I had a sandwich.

[Filly Pinkie Pie 208]

Granted. It's moldy.

 

I wish for sleep.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You wake up with a wet bed.

 

I wish for a non-rotten sandwich.

[Retden 19]

Granted. You got Sandvich, and Heavy is really mad at you.

 

I wish for something.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. It's not what you expected.

 

I wish for a hat from which I can pull suggestions for scenes my fellow actors should act out.

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

Granted, but your hat explodes........twice

 

I wish I could find my other shoe

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. You embark on a journey to find your missing shoe. You search long and hard through treacherous mountains and blazing deserts, fighting off various vicious beasts. You come upon the lair of a full-grown dragon. He seems pissed. You raise your sword and shield. You then realize you were wearing your other shoe all this time. And now you're toast.

 

I wish I had more of an interest in writing FiM-fiction.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's clopfiction, and everybrony hates you for it.

 

I wish I had more motivation.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You become motivated to sweep streets for a living

 

I wish I had some breakfast

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. It's not enough to sustain you for the entire morning.

 

I wish there was better food available for breakfasts.

[VizardJeffcolt 22]

Granted, though they only come when you sleep.

 

I wish I could fly!

[Digit Sums 42]

You believe you can fly. You believe you can touch the sky. You think about it every night and day... spread your wings and fly off a cliff.

 

It's not flying - it's falling with style

 

I wish I could manipulate objects with magic.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Enjoy your nightmares.

 

I wish not making sense made sense.

[Digit Sums 42]

Granted. Your head is on leftwards.

 

I wish for a fish on a dish with relish.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it's blowfish. Have fun delicately gutting it so that you don't get poisoned. I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Phoenix Dirac Wright 121]

Granted, it's a phone booth with the title TARDIS on top.

I wish Edgeworth was a defense attorney.

[VizardJeffcolt 22]

Granted. He loses your case and you're set to be executed.

 

I wish I could find my long lost childhood friend... D':