The Corrupted Wish Game

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, he is an ass to Loki. I wish the Avengers defeated the changelings.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Granted but the changelings return to kick their ass

 

I wish I could be swallowed by Luna without being digested

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but you still have to go through all the bodily funtions until the . . . messy exit.

 

I wish that I suffer no hangover tomorrow.

[Flicker 141]

Granted. You die instead.

I wish that people would give good reviews to my fanfic.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. Too bad they aren't the truth.

 

I wish I met President Obama personally.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. He eats your face.

 

I wish Scotland could gain it's independance

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But they only achieved it after World War III

 

I wish I was best pony.

[Flicker 141]

Granted. Now you've started a bunch of flame wars.

I wish I was alive.

Edited September 16, 2012 by Amber Sands

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You had a nice past life.

 

I wish it wasn't Monday.

[Flicker 141]

Granted. But while today is Saturday, the rest of the week is Monday.

I wish I could be a shapeshifter.

[K3WRO 79]

Granted, now you can only shapeshift as a toilet, and never go back

 

I wish I could open a portal to equestria

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. It opens to the moon... in Equestria.

 

I wish I could start ordering my computer parts soon.

[Flicker 141]

Granted, but Derpy delivers them. You know what that means.

I wish that people wouldn't hate my OC for being an alicorn. That's just racist http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

[Zalgo 593]

Granted, but they hate it for being OP.

 

I wish the sky was purple all the time

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, It's a sign that time is over in 3. . . 2. . . 1. . .

 

I wish I could write my fiction faster and at better quality.

[Flicker 141]

Granted, but you type so fast the keyboard melts.

I wish that I lived in Ponyville.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You're the only one living there.

 

I wish it was Saturday

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, It's 23:59 (59sec) on Saturday night.

 

I wish I could have a wee holliday from work.

[Winona the Dog 1,984]

Granted but its the end off the world.

 

I wish MLP didnt exist

[Nicolae Carpathia 140]

granted a lot people are watching spong bob

 

 

 

I wish i didn't have to go to school.

Edited September 20, 2012 by Prince_Morningstar

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You die after reading this. The dead don't go to school (to the best of our current knoweldge).

 

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

[Flicker 141]

Granted. You must spend your every waking hour with your eyes wide open (which might help if you run into a weeping angel).

I wish that I was a more consistently good writer.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You talk about controversial topics that are blocked by censorship.

 

I wish I knew what to do today.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted. You now have to do 99 awesome things that you just thought up.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that 'gruntled' (the opposite of 'disgruntled') was a real word,

[~Muffin of Chaos~ 184]

Granted, but it means the same as "disgruntled".

 

I wish for a handheld portal device.