The Corrupted Wish Game

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you now have to deal with 2 of the world's most annoying assistants.

MT wishes for a new cape.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it's not new really just a palette swap. 


I wish my house was powered on Pikachu electricity

[Pixel Stick 927]

Granted, but do you REALLY want to be listening to him going "Pika! Pika pika!  PIKACHU!" 24 hours a day?

 

I wish I had four arms and hands.  It would make working on electronics a whole lot easier.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but the arms and hands aren't connected. Poor bastard.

 

I wish I could go to New Vegas and take a shot at Joana.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it's then bought by DisneyWorld and Joana is really a fluffy chicken in the new Lucas Arts film Joana the chicken that blew up the death star for reals..Joana will be voiced by Gary Busey and Miley Cyrus and Adele sing the theme 'Chicken Legs'

I wish Disney never bought Lucas Arts

Edited February 18, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but they save their money to buy bethesda instead like you just said. Son of a bitch.

 

I wish the bastards at Google and Disney would have a legal battle and waste 95% of their money trying to make BS evidence of illegal affairs.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you're also a douche like Keanu Reeves.


I wish I was spider-meng.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but because there was a g at the end, you are now a cuban coke peddler. And I'm an ex member of the royal guard, and haven't lost my loyalty. STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM! *pulls out spear*

 

I wish I didn't pee on Shining Armor's helmet as a prank last April.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you had to pee so bad that you peed in Candece's clock.

MT wishes for an acquittal.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but I don't know what that means so you immediately self destruct

 

I wish I had not eaten bunny

[Leatherbehlt 465]

(ninja'd)

Granted, but you leave the courthouse and 30 tall Italian men are waiting for you with tommy's.

 

I wish I had explained to them that I'm still in love with you

 

@Vinyl Granted, but you eat puppy instead. You sick bastard.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but you are now lonely.

 

MT wishes he had more to eat than pocket muffins, pinecones, and rotten tomatoes.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, you eat fruit bat droppings too.

 

I wish more ponies would join the RP in my sig.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but they all abandon it.

MT wishes for power.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, it's enough power to keep a gameboy going for about 5 minutes.

 

I wish Equestria wasn't a gameboy.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you become too powerful and cocky for your own good and make your self go crazy and eventually kill all your subjects. Then you become lonely and kill yourself.

 

Granted but now it's n64

 

I wish that i was respected as a doomsday preper.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, now that you're only respected by criminals jacked up on stolen moon rocks, the Royal Guard come and kills you.

 

 

I wish that Muffin Thief would stop being so cocky and just accept my love.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

HA HA! No. Not even corrupt worthy.

MT wishes that LB would stop coming on to him.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but no one else does and they all laugh at you.

 

I wish my mom wasn't dead

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but now she makes you clean your room

I wish LeatherBehlt would stop cheating on me -Cries-

Edited February 18, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but every body wants you dead now.

 

I wish for a diamond the size of my head

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the founders fall in love and have epic butt sex and turn google into GoIsney. Isney being their adopted daughter from the philipeans who runs track and field.

 

I wish I didn't just cry like Fluttershy.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but it's the size of your "2nd head" so it's about a fourth of an inch long.

 

I wish for a diamond the size of my head.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted til you realize its Tom.

I wish LeatherBehlt loved me....

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but now every one else hates you.

 

I wish I was a pimp.

Edited February 18, 2013 by Vinyl Rave