The Corrupted Wish Game

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it only shoots tequila shots.

I wish I wasn't ♪ feeling like a freak on a leash.♪

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, instead you feel one.

 

I wish the Flim Flam brothers would all burn to death.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but the lack of antagonists allows MT to take over.

 

MT wishes for a promotion.

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! But it's from just scrubbing the floors to scrubbing the ceiling!

 

 

I wish I had cybernetic legs and a cybernetic left arm!

Edited February 22, 2013 by CinemaBrony

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but they malfunction!!!

 

MT wishes that Leatherbehlt was a better employee.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you're a Little Sister now.

 

 

 

I wish that someone had actually made the fictional games featured in Wreck-it Ralph.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Banned because I destroyed the matrix? Crap wrong topic. Ignore this please.

Edited February 23, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but he doesn't work for you anyway

 

I wish I was a pie

Edited February 23, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Doctor Shuu 797]

(Yes he does, he killed himself, I cloned him, and forced him to work at the rainbow factory)

 

Granted, but you are omnomd.

 

MT wishes that Leatherbehlt was a better employee. And for the answer to be real.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but you don't pay him enough so he kills you

 

I wish thundracry was on MLP

Edited February 23, 2013 by Vinyl Rave

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but the corrupt is reversed from your lack of wish.

 

TOO LATE! NO GRANT!!!

 

MT wishes for new employees.

Edited February 23, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Vinyl Rave 67]

No because you didn't acknowledge my wish

 

I wish thundracry was in MLP

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted! His scenes cause more controversy than Derpy's speaking debut did.

 

 

I wish I can just walk into a store and buy plutonium.

Edited February 23, 2013 by CinemaBrony

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but it's unstable!

 

MT wishes for world domination.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,802]

Granted but the world you have dominated is Mars...

 

I wish...humans didn't need sleep

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but that thread gets locked because you forgot to shower first and it smells nasty.

 

I wish I didn't just post a ban in the corrupt a wish thread.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but Vinyl's spam blows up the universe.

 

MT wishes for Princess Derpy to become sane.

 

Ashley dun got NINJA'D!

Edited February 23, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but it ruins the whole point of this thread and it gets locked.

 

MT wishes for Leatherbehlt and Vinyl Rave to be placed in an asylumn.

Edited February 23, 2013 by Muffin Thief

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but they give us theis really trippy medication and we start rocking out to songs in our head and we have the times of our lives there.

 

I wish Muffin Thief was there with us, those pills were bucking great.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Granted, but he misses his old life and just gives you the death stare all the time.

 

MT wishes for his Leatherbehlt clone to be loyal to MT.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. GIGGITYGIGGITYGIGGITY!

 

I wish I was able to meet some ponies on the forums IRL.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but one of them turns out to be a real creep who... does what creeps do.

 

 

 

I wish that I could go to Germany.

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but their productivity and creativity is very low.

 

I wish for warmer weather.

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,616]

Granted, but the warmer weather spreads globally, thus melting the ice caps and flooding the planet.

 

I wish for a bag of Doritos.

Edited February 24, 2013 by Kyoshi

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you peed.

 

I wish I had some dollars.