The Corrupted Wish Game

[Bastion 414]

Granted something, I guess.

 

I wish for a army of ninjas to appear at my door.

[SomariFeyWright 776]

Granted. Too bad your door was recently torn off of your house and taken to a nearby dump. Those poor ninjas, obligated to go visit a dump for no known reason...

 

I wish the Klonoa webcomic wouldn't be forced to shut down as it is now...

[BlueMoon 53]

It comes back but on re-runs

 

I wish I could cheat on the ps3 fallout

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you then lose your disk and by the time you find it you've moved onto other, more interesting games.



I wish for more HAWKEN credits.

Edited March 15, 2014 by ~Chaotic Eddie~

[BlueMoon 53]

You get it but they are counterfeit.

 

I wish I could meet more specialponies. 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, they beat you up and nick your wallet, then nail you up in a box and post it to a Saudi Arabian sweat shop where you must work 23 `and 1/2 hour shifts sowing up plush toys while angry people scream at you in Arabic.

I wish I got to your wallet first.

[ninjamon102938 222]

Granted, they beat you up and nick your wallet, then nail you up in a box and post it to a Saudi Arabian sweat shop where you must work 23 `and 1/2 hour shifts sowing up plush toys while angry people scream at you in Arabic.

 

I wish I got to your wallet first.

Granted but its empty.

 

I wish I could sleep forever

[DigitalRocket 185]

granted but you have nightmares

 

i wish for cookies

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted but they are broccolli cookies.

 

Wish I could get this story out of my head.

[FluffyShine 18]

Granted and replaced with the most horrific story,

 

I wish I could fly.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, you get taken down by anti aircraft, and I nick your wallet from your smouldering remains. Surprised the wallet survived to be honest.

I wish people would play that Situation Game I created!

[BlueMoon 53]

Granted but it getts locked.

 

I wish I had Iron Man suite.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it gets a virus and crashes....crushing you within it.

 

I wish I had a bowl of pork ramen.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I spitefully poison it with the ebola virus because no one has tried that bloody game I invented. As you writhe on the floor dying, I nick your wallet and kick you in the ribs.

 

I wish for atomic war!

[ninjamon102938 222]

Done but its over after 2 minutes.

 

I wish to gain hypnotic powers of awesomeness

[Bojo 1,172]

Have your powers but you will never remember anything about MLP.

 

I wish I was a panda.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, but it turns into a white elephant for you, being more of a burden and costly than you could ever of imagined.

 

I wish I could get some more money for my upcoming road trips.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but you realize Monopoly money isn't considered currency.


I wish I looked like my display picture.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now you're persecuted for looking difference.

 

I wish I had a PS3 so I can pay Valkyria Chronicles again.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but the PSN store takes the game down because they knew you had a PS3.

I wish I wasn't Tipsy.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now you're Chad Kroger of Nickelback

 

I wish I had a red panda that's tame, that loves me, and is awesome.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it's Jack Black cosplaying.

I wish I could derp songs like Chad Kroger.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

No you don't.

 

I wish I can get all my future homework done like I did last time.

[LightningGearV3.01 52]

Granted: 4/5 of the assignments have mostly wrong answers. Enjoy explaining that to the teach.

 

I wish bronies weren't so misunderstood.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now we are considered in the same realm as the LGBT groups to most people, and we are considered "wrong" by some.

 

I wish I can meet Iggy Pop before he passes away. (Sad to see that Scott of The Stooges passed away today)

 

Granted: 4/5 of the assignments have mostly wrong answers. Enjoy explaining that to the teach.

Jokes on you, my homework isn't about answers, but writing lesson plans.