The Corrupted Wish Game

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, now you have a constant blocked nose instead.




I wish for a streak of blond in my hair. because why not?

[CometFly 16]

Granted but the rest of your hair falls out and you're just left with that streak.

 

I wish there were more hours in a day.

Edited January 13, 2015 by CometFly

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, but now you have absolutely nothing to do with all that time.

 

I wish this bus would move faster.

[CloserToTheSun 732]

Granted, now you are in the film Speed.

 

I wish Fanta Lime existed in bottles.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but the pulled a New Coke, and changed the flavor for the worse.

 

I wish for i had taco.

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, but Flufflepuff takes it away from you.

 

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, But you get fired.

 

I wish Flufflepuff would give my taco back.

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. It's got slime all over it and is filled with mostly nothing

 

I wish this class ended early

Edited January 16, 2015 by Bradley

[Denim&Venöm 18,940]

Granted. You and your classmates are arrested on charges of meth production

 

I wish MTV would get back to playing heavy metal music videos

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but its ratings drop soon afterwards and the entire channel is pulled off the air.



I wish that popular music was actually decent.

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, but then everything starts to sound the same and bland.

 

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.

[Denim&Venöm 18,940]

Granted, but its ratings drop soon afterwards and the entire channel is pulled off the air.

That's not corrupting my wish, that's improving it. 

 

 

Granted. It's gets even colder. 

 

I wish everyone on the planet was as smart as Twilight Sparkle. 

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. The world dies out because everyone is more focused on reading and intellectual discussion. Also, they get rid of the booze.

I use my intelligence to steal ALL the wallets (including/especially yours).


I wish for a reboot button for the human race. Preferably one with a big shiny red button.

[Shawn Parks 1,798]

Granted - but the new human race is not perfect.  It is still better than the current one, though.

 

 

I wish that I was a superhero.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted - you are CLOTHES PEG MAN. You have all the powers of a clothes peg.




I wish that I could play Payday 2 with ALL my friends.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, you can. For about twelve seconds before your computer explodes knocking you out. During that time (in which I snuck into your home and stole your wallet) You have horrific nightmares. By the time you wake up, you have developed a whole host of triggers. You go totally crazy whenever you hear or read the words; Pay, Day, 2 and Friends. It's much worse when they are all together.

I wish to hijack Eddie's granted wish and have Shawn Parks change into this!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq2KXudEjkI

[Denim&Venöm 18,940]

Granted. Turns out he also must eradicate plants through matter/antimatter explosions in order to sustain himself.

 

I wish that my wish would be the next wish of the next person to corrupt my wish next. 

[FluffyGoat13 375]

granted, you get nothing.

 

i wish for nothing.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted, but you get so much nothingness that it turns into a black hole and rips the planet apart.

 

I wish for spaghetti with parmesan cheese.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, but it tastes bad for no good reason.

 

Granted, but you get so much nothingness that it turns into a black hole and rips the planet apart.

 

How does that corrupt my wish?

 

I wish for some more nothing.

[Wolfeus Silverpaw 301]

Granted, except you turn into nothing and cease to exist.

 

I wish to enter a fantasy world, far far away from where I currently am.

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, welcome to MLP G3.

 

I wish for a broken toe.

[Hidey 2,836]

Granted but you miraculously heal

 

I wish for your wish to be granted 

[FluffyGoat13 375]

Granted, my toe hurts, but isn't broken...damn.

 

 

I wish i could do nothing to get someone to do everything for me for nothing.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, however people flock to your house to do just that, in a shocking repeat of Hillsborough.
 

 

 

I wish for a hug from Adagio Dazzle.