The Corrupted Wish Game

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but then you start getting samuraied yourself

 

I wish I knew how to make a good sparta remix

Edited March 10, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[potatoturtles 4]

Granted. you are now killed by all the ninjas that Tumorfist replaced.

 

I am sorry. I am not a God and your wish cannot be granted as a good sparta remix doesn't exist.

 

I wish I could get to sleeeep.

Edited March 10, 2012 by potatoturtles

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you sleep the worst nightmare imaginable FOREVER.

 

I wish I could be a MLP pony.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but when you fall asleep you'll never be able to wake up

 

I wish I could give you a chance to get some sleep

[potatoturtles 4]

Granted. I'm going to sleep but I won't wake up.

 

I wish for nothing. goodnight

[ZomBrony 347]

also Granted, but you are Derpy and end up killing yourself trying to help rainbow with town hall

 

ok, goodnight potatoturtles

[Big Bill Hell 123]

I cannot corrupt that which doesn't exist.

 

I wish I could do that.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but being the only person who can you tear apart the time-space continuum and destroy all existence forever

 

I wish I could come up with some less horribly twisted corruptions

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but your corruptions become bland and boring.

 

I wish time would go faster and the new episode arrive sooner.

[ZomBrony 347]

OH EM GEE! ME TOO! (jk I an NOT like that, but I do wanna see the new episode)

 

Granted, but you become impatient and build a time machine then go into the future but accidentally fuck shit up and destroy the universe

 

I wish that this wish could be invulnerable to corruption

 

also what time zone do you live in? I think you're the only one I'm really still talking to

Edited March 10, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX

[Big Bill Hell 123]

It's 2:49 AM where I'm at and I was about to ask you the same thing.

anyways...

Granted, but your twice as vulnerable to everything else.

[ZomBrony 347]

do you know your timezone's name? it's 4:03 here and I know this timezone is called Eastern

 

and you forgot to make you wish

[Big Bill Hell 123]

As did you. Central Standard is our time zone. Is it AM or PM where you are?

[ZomBrony 347]

AM

 

I wish it was PM though, the later into today the sooner next episode might be seen

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Yes, the anticipation is almost unendurable.

 

I wish Trixie will be in this episode.

[ZomBrony 347]

yeah haven't seen trixie for a while, I don't even remember the name of the episode she was in

 

I wish that Trixie is in it but it's a mane6 episode, maybe another Rarity episode

[Znex 936]

Granted, but her voice actor and her personality are completely different and everyone ends up hating the episode.

 

I wish Derpy will be in this episode

 

EDIT: Lol, my response worked for both wishes!

Edited March 10, 2012 by Znex

[ZomBrony 347]

granted, but she's been un-derpped once again and is actually one of the most sophisticated ponies in the episode

 

I wish we could stop talking about next episode and start some new random shit

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, we talk about Vladimir Demikhov's medical experiments.

 

I also wish we could talk about something other than the new episode.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but you speak the forbidden words of the Necronomicon and summon the Old Ones, who promptly destroy all of human civilisation.

 

I also wish we could stop talking about the new episode and talk about something awesome.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, I call up the Dovahkihn and we all have an awesome dragon party to talk about for days

 

I wish we were all creative enough to actually make a story or something out of this dragon party

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but I take all the credit and none of your names are even in the Acknowledgements section at the end.

 

I wish everypony a happy day today.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but nopony is happy (except Pinkie) for the next two weeks

 

I wish Tumorfist's avvie would become real and get tired from trotting for so long

[Big Bill Hell 123]

Granted, but since RD is now living here, the evils of the world corrupt her and she becomes a terrible pony.

 

I wish I had a banhammer.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but someone scares you and you drop the banhammer on yourself and get banned

 

I wish I could be better known throughout more of the world

Edited March 10, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX