The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lord Bradley 1,319]

Granted. You can't do anything with it, and it's somehow filed a 10 mile restraining order against you.

I wish for... A perfectly nice tomato that doesn't have any side effects or worms in it.

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

You get a perfectly nice potato that doesn't have any side effects or worms in it.

 

I wish for control of the forums...

Edited April 27, 2016 by Ejen Blueberry

[Vulcan 3,254]

Granted, you wake up as Feld0 and while you have control over every aspect of the forums, You also lack Feld0's computer know how. So if you can't fix the next server crash the forums will be gone forever. O_o

 

 

I wish that I could go to Babscon next year

[Blue Vexillographer 440]

Granted! You arrive at the Babscon 6 minutes late... Still Babscon...

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, your wish is now wasted because you didn't state one..

 

I wish I had the courage and tools to do the whole YouTube thing..

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Granted. You now have the courage and tools. But please note that Youtube now no longer exist.

 

I wish #ProjectHome would be successful as it is suppose to be.

[Guest90210 3,568]

It becomes so successful that the band breaks up, each member splitting off into separate groups, "Another Direction", "That Other Direction", and "No Direction".

 

I wish that Bill Clinton would hand me a 20 dollar bill.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted but he does that after you die.

 

I wish that my vacation will be great

[Hazy Skies 1,010]

Granted, but your vacation duration is now forever, you can never return home or go anywhere else..

 

I wish there were less muffins..

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, but now that there are less muffins there is lesser food for the spiders which means that there will be more bees, that means that there will be more honey and then the honey attracts all the cupcakes and now the cupcakes have taken over the world.

 

I wish I had wings to fly with.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but they break easily, and boy howdy is it expensive to get wings fixed.

 

I wish for that one pair of jeans with a big hole in them to be fixed.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, but all the other holes and openings in the jeans get closed too so now you can never wear it again.

 

I wish for a safe trip when I on holliday tomorrow (I really don't like planes )

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but now you don't get any awesome adventure.

 

I wish for a bag of chips.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Granted! You are now given a bag of microchips!

 

 

It becomes so successful that the band breaks up, each member splitting off into separate groups, "Another Direction", "That Other Direction", and "No Direction".

No Direction actually exist!

 

I wish I can meet Niall Horan so he can sign my autograph!

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, a ramdom guy who's name appears to be neill horan too shows up at your door.

 

I wish I found my sunglasses

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but they're broken,

 

I wish to have my homework done.

Edited April 28, 2016 by crispy fries

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, but it's all done wrong and you get a F

 

I wish my broken sunglasses were repaired.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but it costs more than it should.

 

I wish for Doom 4.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, you'll get it in 14 years.

 

I wish for enough money to pay for the reparation of my sunglasses.

[crispy fries 432]

Granted, but you need to work a really crappy job to get it.

 

I wish to not be bad at algebra.

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Granted, but you become so bad at everything else.

 

I wish I have more coffee.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granded, the boiling coffee gets poored over your head.

 

I wish it was 5 degrees celcius warmer in my room.

[Castle Bleck 19,333]

Granted, but now all your ice cream's melted.

 

What if I wish... for all the dough in the world?

[Lulaypp 2,555]

Granted, Now there is so many dough around you that you that you die of suffocation.

 

I wish for coffee.

[Summer Breeze 2,528]

Granted, the coffee is in your T-shirt and it will burn your back.

 

I wish for a safe flight tomorrow.