The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Lunamaria-senpai does notice you.
Unfortunately, she now has you in her sights and has begun to open fire using her Zaku
(Had to look that up, dang that's one sexy zaku. Needs the gun with the DP 28 lookin' magazine though)

I wish I had a Zaku 1 o3o

[TBD 17,254]

(Had to look that up, dang that's one sexy zaku. Needs the gun with the DP 28 lookin' magazine though

I know right?

 

damnit you almost  have me lost track. Granted now you have one, unfortunately the suit is hand-me-down. that mean some controls are broken. so use it at your own risk. 

I wish there will a crossover of transformer and gundam seed.

Edited March 7, 2017 by Satrox

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
No special conditions, just: Granted
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_(anime)
 

I wish I knew more anime lol

[TBD 17,254]

granted now you know everything anime...however your vision have change and now you're seeing anime everywhere you go. and anime is all you can talk about it. and no one wants to be your otaku friend.

 

I wish we can make that kind of  expressions you see the characters does in a anime.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted: https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
Now you too can hack like a pro.
Only not, and just use silly anime style faces instead.

 

I wish there were less black hat hackers and more grey hats :/

[TBD 17,254]

Granted  now there more gray hats. Except you're one of the them...in jail...isolated....with no wifi...

 

 

I wished all  the colored hats heckers  get along. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not Granted.
Heckers can't get along in heck.

As heck is total isolation
 

I wish I wasn't so semantical all the time

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you are unble to speak or understand what any of this on the internet means. you're now living in a shadow.

 

I wished that one day I will be the greatest detective.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you solve every mystery and case, but you end up in prison for life seeing that the clues to every murder lead to you always.

 

I wish Haman Karn is my waifu for life and lets me pilot her Qubeley MS.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted as you will never pilot the Qubeley :3

I wish I was a mobile suit o3o

[Kyoshi Frost Wolf 41,558]

Granted! Congratulations, you are now a suit that carries cell phones. :3

 

I wish I could somehow duel somebody.

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

Granted but the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

 

I wish people accepted my pony cancer

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
People now accept everything you do and say.
Sadly, they never show enough interest to get involved with you ever again D:

 

 

I wish I knew what the above user meant by the mitochondria comment

O_o

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now you know what the user meant by mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

sadly so, to know what the user meant,  you turned into a small piece of food that will be broken down

by the mitochondria because your nutrient is needed for energy. Now you know why it a powerhouse.

 

I wish I can breath in the water like all the sea creatures.

[DubWolf 17,264]

Granted, but you can only live in the water.

 

Fish don't breathe :-o !

 

Granted, but you have to live in the deep ocean where all those scary angler fish live :-o !

 

I wish for a chocolate whale :-p .

[The Shyest One 808]

Granted, but it gets eaten almost immediately.

 

I wish I wasn't scared of everything.

[DubWolf 17,264]

:C

 

Granted, now you're only scared of some things :-p.

 

I wish my wish for a chocolate whale would get corrupted.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you wish is so corrupted that the wish itself degrades to a physical form as it comes out of your mouth and burns up like a wisp of burning paper, flittering in the air o3o

I wish I knew how to (insert element here)-bend

o3o

[DubWolf 17,264]

Does this mean no chocolate whale :C ?

 

Granted, but you can only bend diamonds up until the stroke of 12, when the spell will be broken!

 

I wish I had wings .

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted, but you can't fly with them. They just make you look stupid.

 

I wish that I wasn't still sick!

Edited March 14, 2017 by SparklingSwirls

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, you get better but this time you get allergies so you end up sneezing non-stop.

 

I wish to pilot Yzak's Gouf Ignited.

[DubWolf 17,264]

I was hoping for buffalo hot wings :C .

 

Granted, but it is only a demo and you can only control the arm :-p .

 

I wish for a strawberry whale .

[Widdershins 9,959]

  Sure thing! But its that sort of powdery, artificial strawberry flavoring that you get in dimestore candy where you can just really tell that the makers did not care one iota about making it actually tasty.

  You can't ever taste it either. As that would require you eating a living animal that is a bajillion times bigger than you that can swat you aside if you try to bite it. You can lick the flavor off, but then you get weird looks and a mean nickname of Whale-Licker.

 Really now, wish kinda just shot itself there!

 

 

  I wish for a Chrysler. That's as big as a whale.

And. Its. About to set.... SAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAaaaaaIIIIIIIIIL!!!

 

Alternatively, was going to wish for a love shack, but I can see how that might be misconstrued.

[DubWolf 17,264]

I'd totally make my title "whale-licker" now .

 

Granted, but it's not yours .

 

Lol a love shack . "The looove shack, is a little ol' place where.. We, can get to-ge-thuuuh uhh!"

 

My wishes for flavored whales isn't working out too *puts on sunglasses (at night)* whale .

 

So I wish to replace all the whales in the world with chocolate and vice versa .

Edited March 14, 2017 by Ghost Wolf

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But now chocolate is endangered and now much of the earth's surface is covered in dying whales out-of-water
D:

I wish all the whales were in the water.