The Corrupted Wish Game

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, your hair grows long non-stop until the Earth is covered by devouring the planet.

I wish for someone to make me

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
You are now bacon n' eggs.

I wish I wasn't banned :/

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but the site now can't find your account

 

I wish gobo was edible

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, gobo's edible but already expired.

I wish I could tame a T-Rex when going to Jurassic World.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you managed to tame a baby T-rex.
But here comes momma T-rex D:

I wish I had a therizinosaurus =w=

 

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

grandet but it is made of plastic

So I could go to the anime world as uchiha  (I know it's not realistic )

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you become an Uchiha and get to travel the anime world...

Of One Piece

I wish I could go to the kingdom of Lindblum in FFIX

 

[General Solar Magus 471]

I don't know what that is, so I'm sending you to the realm of the power rangers, and their corny catchphrases.

I wish I was Derpy's friend.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, and now you have to help her deliver mail. XD Good luck lmao

I wish I could get out of the Rower Rangers' universe XD

 

[General Solar Magus 471]

Granted, but you first have to be the one that has your least favorite colour for 40 years!!

(I'm loving delivering mail with Derpy btw, she's funny XD)

Try twisting this wish .

I wish for a date alone with Twilight Sparkle under the moon with no bad weather or noise, and a non-twist protection spell on the whole event XD.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, and then Flash Sentry shows up.

I wish you wouldn't try to break the game :V

 

[General Solar Magus 471]

Granted.

I wish for bacon.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, but it's expired already.

I wish for a pepperoni pizza. :3

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.

but it's exploded already.

 

I wish for a bomb o3o

 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Granted, LAUNCHING NUKE! *Nuclear missile heading towards Gobo*

 

I wish for world peace. :3

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. And then the Endless Waltz begins again ;3

I wish I had a gundam XD
 

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,828]

Denied, you get this idiot instead.

 

I wish to pilot Yzak's Gouf Ignited. :3

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then he comes n' takes it back lmao

I wish nuclear powered mobile suits weren't so... explosive lmao

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but now they implode way to go

 

I wish I may I wish I might, that gobo got gud

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! you are now able to do whatever you wanted to do XD

I wish for some food in my mouth o3o

[Nyankee-No4 3,258]

granted but only for 15 years

I wish to be nukenin

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! you are now nukenin

I wish for a totally radical Easter tomorrow

[Widdershins 9,959]

Granted.

 Jesus comes back!

.....

  How's that for a double-edged sword? Holiday starts, now it's the rapture & eternal judgement! It's like the Ultimate Annual Performance Review!

*wheezy laughter* Hhhheeh! I'm horrible!

 

Hoo! Wish I knew when I was taking a joke too far!  Also, bonus wish! Wish I had a meme pic of a double facepalm right about now!

[MasterOfHugs 45]

denied. You now make racist jokes in a bad neighborhood, from a megaphone. better start running ;P

I wish I wish I was a fish

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but then I decide to make dinner with you. Yum yum 

I wish I had a lemon for my masterofhugs fish