The Corrupted Wish Game

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but know you have to wear the same haircutt as him.

I Wish I have beautiful hair.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! you now have beautiful hair

I wish to be part of a rock band!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you're playing in the rock band of Tokio hotel

I Wish I know how play the guitar

[Prospekt 11,018]

Granted, but you can only play air guitar. 

I wish I could fly.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! but you will need to buy a pair of air jordan retro 5's in order to fly

I wish I could pass this week's social studies test!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Grantes but I don't know what that is so I can't make a joke on it.

I wish I was bilingual.

[Prospekt 11,018]

Granted, but you can only speak English and Pig Latin.

I wish I didn't have to take my exam this afternoon. D:

[Messy Mane 9,032]

granted! you will be kidnapped by the government in order to avoid your test 

I wish john cena would turn heel already!!!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you have to fight against him.

I wish I could be here to see him destroy you.

[DubWolf 17,250]

Granted, but he also destroys you!

I wish for california rolls.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but the roll will take you away to reach the North Korea shore

I Wish for California girl...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
You are now a girl in California.
o3o

I wish I could time travel.

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted, but you travel to the 24th century, a century where slime are percecuted
I wish I have more free time

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but you are fired or kicked out of school freeing your free time to remember all of your mistakes

I wish to be cool it is hot where I am

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but now your place is dead.
I wish it was hot where I am.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! Suddenly you find yourself on the surface of a neutron star D:
 

I wish I was a Slime Star

o3o

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but suddenly nopony give a *merde* about slime.
I wish I could travel to Japan

[The_Gobo 36,257]

You lost me on that one.

But granted! You suddenly find yourself in the small town of Gobo!
(In the wakayama prefecture :3 )

I wish I could go there!!! D:
 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but by the time you came, i flew to Tokio.
I wish the gobo could stop following me everywhere I go

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! I begin avoiding you at all costs XD
 

I wish I had friends =w=

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but they all die CUZ the're allergic to slime

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted your house is now inside a volcano inside hell inside the sun

 

I wish to be alive again 

 

You all ninjaed me I ban both of ya

Edited April 19, 2017 by Arid_Blitz

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Wait are we mixing the banned game and the wish game ??

Granted but you're reincarnated as a Slug. I wish reincarnation was real

[Hierok 11,831]

Granted, but only for rocks.

I wish my computer is not broken

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but now internet is broken.
I wish I was more fashionable