The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

granted he die to save millions which is a good thing that ever happen to him in the director's point of view only

I wish my knee would stop aching. 

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted you are now amputated !

I wish for snow !

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted but you die from getting trapped under it

 

I wish Twilight gets more episodes focused around her

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but they're only released in old Aramaic.

I wish for a brand new phone !

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted but you smash it. And that phone cost all your money.

 

I wish for a real lil mini pet Twi

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But it's a real horse. o3o

I wish for a glass of chocolate milk.

 

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 12,006]

Granted but it'll explode once coming into contact with Oxygen.

I wish for some new, stylish, high-end clothes.

Edited December 21, 2017 by Rarity the Supreme

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but as they're delivered they get splashed with mud.
I wish I could holiday in Cali'

o3o

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted, but you can't ninja me

I wish for a good scrub on my car 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it rains immediately after

I wish I could ninja you

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

But you did already, wish not granted.

I wish I wouldn't be a living meme.

 

[Diamond Dynamite??? 71]

Granted, but now nobody knows you exist

I wish I had a life.

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted but that shit's nasty

Same
 

Spoiler

Wait what 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Greated, but you have to sell yourself body and soul to the FCC.
At which point UBI takes over and everyone becomes a pawn of the government. o3o
I wish I didn't have to explain what UBI is

:3

 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted, but that shit's nasty.

I wish I could have fun with my forum friends in real life!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they're all their various OC's and avatars and whatnot, while you're stuck being you with no way of changing that o3o

I wish the same XD

 

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but one of them is a party pooper and they ruin all the fun 

 I wish that "brohoofing"  to be back to it original state. 

Edited December 21, 2017 by TBD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but it retains the reactions, it's just like it was:
Everything is in text :V
 

I wish there were MORE reactions... and they counted towards reputation

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but there are so many that you get lost in the enormous list and start to cry.

I wish I could see that irl 

[SparklingSquirrels 21,345]

Granted but now everyone thinks you're a horrible person for wanting to see Gobo cry! D:

I wish everyone on the forums would join Trotteur's Licious Legion.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted. No corruption here. Just granted.

I wish everypony in the world join the Delicious Legion.

[JustGaby 3,099]

Granted, but without corruption 

Same 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but I never join :V

I wish Looney Toons was as good as it used to be o3o

 

[Guest]

Granted! It's now as good as it used to be but the episodes now seem to be blocked in your country.

I wish it was colder outside.

[Diamond Dynamite??? 71]

But now it is Too cold for humans to survive

I wish I had Enough memory for Spotify on my phone