The Corrupted Wish Game

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you become a migrating swallow.
Unladen.
And European. :V

I wish I knew which was faster...

 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but you learn it so fast your brain BSODs on you and your face is stuck like that forever.

I wish I had an army of self aware kitchen appliances to do my bidding.

[luftschloss 832]

Granted, but now they refuse to work without a pay raise. 

I wish that the person below me won't warp this wish. Wow, what a waste of a wish. 

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Just now, luftschloss said:

Granted, but now they refuse to work without a pay raise. 

I wish that the person below me won't warp this wish. Wow, what a waste of a wish. 

Hello

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, but it was made of wood and I spilt water on it so it got warped anyway.

I wish I turn off electronics only by sneezing.

[luftschloss 832]

Granted. You can't control your sneezes. You turn your computer off in the middle of an important project.. without saving. 

I wish for an apple with no organisms that have more then one cell on or in it. 

Edited December 28, 2017 by luftschloss

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted, the apple is a lie however.

I wish I could make rats fight to the death like gladiator days.

[Will Guide 21,362]

@Ph0enix

Granted, but they'll kill you too with a method that makes you unable to rise from your ashes, so you're permanently dead.

I wish I could switch species with you!

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you can't transform anymore so you lose my love !

I wish for snow FOR CELESTIA'S SAKE !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you get light flurries for three days out of the entire winter :3

I wish for several feet thick fall of snow o3o

 

[TBD 17,256]

Granted it got frozen into ice and you're trapped inside your house forever. 

I wish it's xmas again. 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted except you keep revisiting Christmas and break the rewind button on time.

I wish it became law that every man, woman and child was entitled to one piece of the internet.

[Will Guide 21,362]

Granted, everyone gets a piece of a cake called the Internet.

I wish I could change size on any part of my body.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can only do so when Luna escapes the moon

 

I wish Wiiguy was more appropriate :V

 

[Dan. 1,825]

Granted but this a horse fandom filled with degeneracy..by appropriate he becomes more lewd.

I wish this was a Christian Reddit.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, everyone becomes a ranting sociopath :V
Kidding, I have no idea what reddit threads are like.
 

I wish we could get back on some kinda kosher topic o3o

 

[Dan. 1,825]

@The_Gobo you're not wrong.

Granted til I come in riding a pig naked.

I wish I could throw pennies off a roof and not get in trouble.

[TBD 17,256]

Granted but God sees what you did and He made it  pennies raining on top of you...painfully. "Pennies from heaven ..."

I wish I can have the power like Mr. fantastic. so I can grab things without leaving the my bed. 

 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but your power only work in your bed !

I wish for SNOW GODAMN IT PLEASE !

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Granted. It is now pissing down with rain.

I wish for a  in my stocking. well and a portal.

Edited December 30, 2017 by Rainbow-The-Brony

[Ziltoid the Omniscient 286]

Your wish has been granted. Unfortunately it has suffocated and died.

 

 

I wish it WAS that easy.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted. IT IS NOW THAT EASY ! No corruption I want it too !

I wish for a  popping in my house !

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

11 minutes ago, Trotteurliciously Sauvage said:

Granted. IT IS NOW THAT EASY ! No corruption I want it too !

I wish for a  popping in my house !

granted but she teleported away and said "WE ARE NOT STAYING HERE WITH THOU" before she dissapered.

I wish I was a pegasus

Edited December 30, 2017 by Rainbow-The-Brony

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

Granted but you have the same flying skill as Scootaloo !

I wish for some snow for Celestia's sake please please please !

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

4 minutes ago, Trotteurliciously Sauvage said:

Granted but you have the same flying skill as Scootaloo !

I wish for some snow for Celestia's sake please please please !

granted but the snow locked in you to your house for a year

I wish for Twilight in my stocking.

Edited December 30, 2017 by Rainbow-The-Brony