The Corrupted Wish Game

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but it's about a new mary-sue princess.

 

I wish there were more good quality, clean, Wallace & Gromit YTPs.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they all involve 'This is Sparta!' memes o3o

I wish there were more kosher memes :3

 

[Telferi 6,906]

Granted but you are not allowed to see them o3o

I wish Nintendo made more crossover games ^^

[Nightfall Gloam 18,242]

Granted but now there's too many crossovers to pick from.

I wish I wasn't so allergic to my cat.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now you're allergic to literally EVERYTHING else.

 

I wish I had persimmons o3o

 

[TBD 17,234]

Granted but they're seeds and you have to wait till fall for them to be fully grown.

 

I wish for Fall to start again

 

 

 

[Messy Mane 9,025]

Granted! BUT,beacuse of this... will never ever have summer again.

I wish I were king for a day

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but it was last Tuesday.

I wish my laptop battery lasted for more than five minutes.

[TBD 17,234]

granted now it'll last for one more minute.

 

I wish to also be king for a day today 

 

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted.  You are now the king of your bedroom for today.  However, it's mostly a ceremonial position with no real authority.

I wish for just one weekend when it isn't raining.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

8 minutes ago, TBD, Scoffer of TBA said:

granted now it'll last for one more minute.

 

I wish to also be king for a day today 

 

Granted, You become the king for a day, in a Scouting for Girls song

 

I wish I was (ponified) James Bond, JUST FOR THE DAY

reference below

 

4 minutes ago, Concerned Bystander said:

Granted.  You are now the king of your bedroom for today.  However, it's mostly a ceremonial position with no real authority.

I wish for just one weekend when it isn't raining.

granted, you can only get one rain free weekend EVER!

[Messy Mane 9,025]

Granted! BUT you get shot down on one of your missions.

I wish for the Back of the Future II Nikes:

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they're self aware and they hate the smell of feet

I wish vore wasn't a thing :/

 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,985]

9 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but they're self aware and they hate the smell of feet

I wish vore wasn't a thing :/

 

Granted but everyone becomes addicted to R34 and R63.

 

I wish I was James Bond, JUST FOR THE DAY!

[Messy Mane 9,025]

Granted! BUT it's a person instead. @The_Gobo

EDIT: Granted! BUT you can't use a gun.

I wish for a black cat 

Edited March 6, 2018 by Messy Mane

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

42 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

I wish for a black cat 

Granted but it brings you bad luck !

I wish for my cat to stop being a b**ch

[TBD 17,234]

granted now  your cat is a *astard

I wish I have a beach next to where I live.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... your house sinks into the ocean, just off shore :3

I wish we had fewer nazi images on here :/

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but the pickle melts into another slime o3o

I wish I had more faces owo

 

[RDDash 18,972]

Granted, but all off them are Jerry's

I wish Scootaloo could fly.

Edited March 7, 2018 by Rebellious Rainbow

[TBD 17,234]

granted but she crushed and got her wings amputated.

I wish we get to see scootaloo's family in s8

[Messy Mane 9,025]

Granted! BUT we only get to see them for less than a minute.

I wish for a private jet.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you find out ... the dark truth about jet fuel

I wish we got to see more backstories in general as well as more worldbuilding O3O

 

Edited March 7, 2018 by The_Gobo

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but you have to perform a ritual everyday which takes away either your sight or hearing.
I wish for a plushie of every character for me to cuddle at night. 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they're all sentient... and out to kill you

I wish I had another minecraft block plushie o3o