The Corrupted Wish Game

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

2 minutes ago, Recherche said:

Y'all gotcher wish again, but that won't stop it from happening! 

I sure wish I had better vision... 

 

Granted! At the cost of your honesty! 

I wish I wasn't food

[The Recherche 29,968]

Congrats! Y'all gotcher wish yet again... but 'nstead of bein' food... You're fertilizer! 

I sure wish ah could stop talkin' like AJ... 

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

1 minute ago, Recherche said:

Congrats! Y'all gotcher wish yet again... but 'nstead of bein' food... You're fertilizer! 

I sure wish ah could stop talkin' like AJ... 

Granted! Now you are Dashie! 

I wish I could go back to Pegasus form

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! But your mane is still like Applejack's mane!

I wish that somepony realize tha @Recherche is a hot head?

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but now your a hot head!

I wish to be better at art xD

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, Recherche said:

Congrats! Y'all gotcher wish yet again... but 'nstead of bein' food... You're fertilizer! 

I sure wish ah could stop talkin' like AJ... 

Granted but you start talking like Rarijack in unison!

(Have you watched the movie?)

I wish that PinkieStar was cannon...

They so cute...

 

[The Recherche 29,968]

@Matraxial Artemis HOTHEAD!? 

Uh... I mean... I'm not a hothead! I'm just ahead of the curve!  Wish status: not granted!

@Kitty_Cat Granted... but you still have a lot of other talents unattended to! 

@Sherbert Music-Guard What? EW! They're friends, you sicko!  Wish not granted!

Spoiler

By the way, sorry if I ever cam across as hostile in any of these responses!  I'm just trying to do my best to imitate RD!

 

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

1 hour ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

I wish that PinkieStar was cannon...

Granted! At the cost of your relationship with Twi: you break up 

I wish I can do complex stunts like a Sidewinder

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you will soon brake both your legs trying to do one.

I wish for an outdoor pool

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

1 minute ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT you will soon brake both your legs trying to do one.

I wish for an outdoor pool

Granted! Your pool is as small as a hoof! 

I wish I could quickly heal

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT you won't be able to walk again

I wish for a guitar

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Granted! You receive a broken guitar! 

I wish I could walk

[The Recherche 29,968]

You can't walk already?  Ugh... Granted, but you can't fly anymore!

Ugh... this RD voice is grating on me... Get rid of it! 

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, Recherche said:

You can't walk already?  Ugh... Granted, but you can't fly anymore!

Ugh... this RD voice is grating on me... Get rid of it! 

Granted but you are now celestia!

 

I wish to not be compared to star tracker

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Just now, Recherche said:

You can't walk already?  Ugh... Granted, but you can't fly anymore!

Ugh... this RD voice is grating on me... Get rid of it! 

Granted! You have no voice at all

I wish I could walk and also fly

Just now, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

I wish to not be compared to star tracker

Granted! You are now Star Tracker!

[The Recherche 29,968]

Granted, but that doesn't stop me from typing! 

I wish that this wish wasn't a wish.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, marc trainfan said:

Granted! You have no voice at all

I wish I could walk and also fly

Granted! You are now Star Tracker!

**turns into star Tracker and sees two and blushes** I better write about this in my journal!

GranTed but you trip up and die!

I wish to not be a stalker anymore!

Turn me back, please!

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

Granted! you can't wish anymore!

[Messy Mane 9,032]

[ERROR: no wish to corrupt]

I wish for a book

[The Kaeya Simp 13,989]

Just now, Matraxial Artemis said:

Granted! you can't wish anymore!

GranTed but you never wished so you get no wishes!

I wish to wish again

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

2 minutes ago, Recherche said:

I wish that this wish wasn't a wish.

Granted! This is technically a wish

I wish I could go visit the Changeling Kingdom

Just now, Messy Mane said:

I wish for a book

Granted! You only receive the cover! 

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

4 minutes ago, marc trainfan said:

Granted! This is technically a wish

I wish I could go visit the Changeling Kingdom

Granted! You only receive the cover! 

Granted! Matraxial teleported to train's empire!

I wish my brother is a cat!

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

Just now, Matraxial Artemis said:

Granted! Matraxial teleported to train's empire!

I wish my brother is a cat!

Granted! You become a mouse!

I wish I could join @Matraxial Artemis in the Trains Empire ^^

[Rising Dusk 27,876]

Granted, but you can never leave the Trains Empire.

I wish the submarine was no longer yellow.

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

27 minutes ago, Rising Dusk said:

Granted, but you can never leave the Trains Empire.

I wish the submarine was no longer yellow.

Granted! It's the colour you hate now!

I wish I could be free to go to Equestria and the Trains Empire as much as I want