The Corrupted Wish Game

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but your mouth disappears

 

I wish I could ignore the ridiculousness of unnecassry High School drama

Edited April 12, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Znex 936]

i just realized that would make a great story for a fanfic....just sayin

 

Feel free to make one out of it then.

 

Granted, but it's because you are now a High School Musical fan and a Belieber

 

I wish modern pop music was better

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but it quickly becomes out of style.

 

I wish I was a guard of Princess Celestia.

[Prince Midnight 817]

granted, but she tries to molest you

 

i wish i was a shadowbolt

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Tyrant Celestia does not approve.

 

I wish I had eight dollars.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here's five.

 

I wish I weren't so tired...

[Prince Midnight 817]

Granted. Tyrant Celestia does not approve.

 

i can live with that

 

granted, but you need to drink coffee every five minuites

 

i wish i lived in germany

Edited April 12, 2012 by Midnight Moon

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. It's Nazi Germany, and they find you weak enough to be sent to the camps. Have fun.

 

I wish for the last three dollars Anagram didn't give me.

[Znex 936]

Granted, however you live in Germany during the time of the Third Reich Ninja'd!

 

Granted, but you have to pay 2000000% interest p.a for it

 

I wish more people liked canon Celestia

Edited April 12, 2012 by Znex

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. But thanks to the laws of equivalent exchange, nobody likes Luna anymore.

 

I wish I didn't have to shave.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Oh c'mon seriously?!! Who DOESN'T like Celestia?!!

 

Granted. It's been Equivalent Exchange'd into long fingernails.

 

I wish you guys would stop making wishes that torture my bladder...

Edited April 12, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Znex 936]

Granted, your body is now completely void of any hair and you now suffer from hypothermia

 

Granted, they now torture your lower intestine

 

I wish I knew more biology

Edited April 12, 2012 by Znex

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Here comes a crash course!!! [insert big pile o' biology books here... ON YER HEAD!!!]

 

Now all you need is an instructor... And all I need is a serious bathroom break... I know; I'll wish for them!!!

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. The bathroom breaks you.

 

I wish the law of equivalent exchange didn't have to apply so much.

[Znex 936]

Granted, now everything overbalances onto your head and crushes it

 

I wish I wasn't in a state of writer's block

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You're now in state of block-that-got-dropped-on-your-head.

 

I wish I had nine dollars

[Prince Midnight 817]

Granted. You're now in state of block-that-got-dropped-on-your-head.

 

I wish I had nine dollars

 

granted, but its in yen

 

wish i could draw better

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You're now a lot better at drawing a blank.

 

I wish my laptop's battery would last longer.

[Prince Midnight 817]

granted, but now it freezes everytime you try to use the internet

 

i wish for nothing

Edited April 12, 2012 by Midnight Moon

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Nothing happens, and you get bored.

 

I wish I wasn't so sleepy.

[Znex 936]

Granted, you are now so wide awake that you can't go to sleep even if you wanted to. Your body slowly wastes away due to sleep deprivation and you eventually die.

 

I wish we knew why we needed sleep

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Gra-- Zzz....

 

I wish it were colder.

[Znex 936]

Granted, the Ice Age has just begun where you live.

 

I wish for a 4 year time-skip to happen

[EvilToasterPony 33]

Granted, but seconds after time goes back four years.

 

I wish the internet would love and tolerate.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but everything is now boring because of the lack of hate.

 

 

I wish I hadn't read the Molestia fanfic....