The Corrupted Wish Game

[JCKane 345]

Granted, but all the mayonnaise is no longer edible and the mayonnaise instrument is locked away in a secret underground vault, never to be heard from again!

I wish I could watch all of MLP Season 8!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted! But you end up getting sealed in a VaultTec™ Vault along with all future episodes, never to be seen/heard from again,

and the show is canceled.

I wish I something good would happen O3O

 

[JCKane 345]

Granted, something good does happen, but not to you. 

I wish to be the best artist in the world!

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted... you draw...clop...

I wish for my country becoming the most advanced and military powerful country in the world.

[TBD 17,256]

granted but it collapsed financially because the people has stop paying taxes.

I wish for a cooler weather to run. 

 

 

Edited May 31, 2018 by TBD

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT it runs soo fast it only lasts a few seconds where you live.

I wish I could tell really funny dad jokes.

[TMH 33]

Granted but your marriage/arrangement with your partner collapses because of it and you go broke paying alimony.

I wish I cold forget the spoilers I got for this season.

[Nightfall Thunder 1,937]

Granted, but you learn every spoiler for next season!

I wish that sleep was unnecessary.

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then taking naps are necessary

I wish I was a.....Magic.. Hobo ;^)

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.... you are now a slime named Gobo

WAITAMINUTE
lmao

 

I wish it was worth it to be a slime ^^;

 

[Messy Mane 9,032]

Granted! BUT then you later realize  it's way more worth it being a human.

I wish I was a scruffy Slime :3

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted, but a gypsy kidnaps you mistaking you for jello and eats you.

I with my country way the must technologically advanced, military earful and economically stable country in the world.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, your ears become the most powerful weapon in the world, and your earwax is developed into a medicine that cures all forms of cancer instantly without side effects.

The economy becomes so stable that all other foreign powers start trying to invade by way of legions of tourists :3

I wish I knew what jokes to make at the right time =w=

 

[JCKane 345]

Granted but now the only thing you can say are jokes at the right times.

I wish I had something to do!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
God watch an episode of 'Tiger and Bunny'

 

I wish I didn't have to work today :V

 

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted! Now you don't have any work forever and any company will insta-fire you! You are bankrupt!

I wish there was a movie made after every pony fanfiction.

Edited June 1, 2018 by Dust-Shot

[DarkArtificer 100]

Granted! However, they are incredibly over-priced and, like all movies based after books, get an infuriating number of details incorrect.

 

I wish there was a safe, effective way to travel between Earth and Equestria that was controlled by Celestia herself.

Edited June 1, 2018 by DarkArtificer

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted, but Celestia becomes Trollestia and refuses to use the portal while saying "Lol Nope"

I wish for Celestia becoming back Celestia and letting us in.

[JCKane 345]

Granted, but when you try and step into the portal there's a malfunction which strands you in the middle of space.

I wish I wasn't feeling so down.

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted, now you're feeling up in the sky... 'Cause you really are... And you forgot the schute...

I wish JCK got a schute.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but no one knows who JCK is.

I wish I had chutes and ladders to play on o3o

 

[Dust-Shot 122]

(JCK is JSKane)

Granted. You get a ripped paraCHUTE and a tall ladder. You climb on the ladder and when you reach the top it breaks. You try to use the chute but it doesn't help. You fell to your death.

I wish for a functional console and video game of every kind and being able to play them.

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but the console grows outdated within a week and the games are fuzzy.
I wish for a pair of boxing kangaroos.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they turn on you and both beat you up D:
I wish Straya wasn't so dangerous

 

[Dust-Shot 122]

Granted, but BloodDrops is overpowered now. And zombies don't mean good.

I don't wish for anything:/