The Corrupted Wish Game

[Philomena 66]

Sorry... granted, but your statue became Discord's partner.

 

( finally! ) I wish for a jumprope.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

​Granted, but you have no hands so it is perfectly fine, but un-usable.

 

I wish for a beer tankard decorated with the mane 6.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Granted, but all the beer in it goes stale.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Doctor W. didn't make a wish, so...

 

 

I wish I never had to pee.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

​Granted, but the toxins in your urinal waste will slowly kill you (Sorry, it's just biology.)

 

I wish for an episode dedicated to Princess Celestia.

[Burnt Toast 9]

Granted, but it's dedicated to only Princess Celestia eating dinner. For half an hour.

 

I wish for someone to corrupt this wish.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted... um... yeah.

 

I wish I could play the guitar.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Granted, but you can't stop and continue until your fingers are consumed.

 

I wish I was less lazy.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but you neglect all important things and only focus on fun things.

 

I wish I had a magical multi-colored lampshade.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. The bulb broke.

 

I wish... I don't even know...

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Granted, but you then remember what you wanted and regret not remembering for the rest of your life.

 

I wish this post doesn't get ninja'd.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Instead, it got viking'd

 

I wish I had meat vision.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but all you see are...well..lets just say omegle and Chatroulette are full of it

 

I wish I had a warm and snuggly life sized Fluttershy plushie.

Edited April 13, 2012 by CeIestia

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. I don't even have the heart to corrupt that. x3

...on second thought, yes I do. I steal it from you. x3

 

I wish I had pie-trokinesis.

Edited April 13, 2012 by Jadefire

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

 

I wish I had 2000 dollars so that I can start getting computer parts.

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but they are all mirco sized and do not work for your current computer.

 

I wish I had all the G4 pony figurines

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now, if you don't mind signing this indentured servitude contract?

Granted. Too bad they were fakes made out of styrofoam.

 

I wish for world peace.

Edited April 13, 2012 by Jadefire

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, then discord comes back and ruins it

 

i wish i had a gun made for ponies

(man did i miss playing the corrupt a wish game, i used to play it on pokemon.com)

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but considering you're not a pony, you can't use it! Unless of course if you weren't planning on using it, 'cause if so, I got nothing.

 

I wish my internet connection wasn't so slow.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, your computer has now grown legs and is running around your house at over 100 miles per hour.

 

 

I wish I had a pet Rainbow Dash.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Thanks to her antics your house now has several thousand dollars in damage.

 

I wish for a delish fish in a dish.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, but it's rotten and has flies.

 

 

 

I wish I hadn't watched Higurashi. It gives me nightmares of myself murdering others or me being murdered.

[Jadefire 2,797]

But then it wouldn't be delish?

 

Granted. But since you haven't watched it before, you don't know it'll give you nightmares so you go ahead and watch it anyway.

 

I wish for free food.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but it's all... like... messed up.

 

I wish my brother and sister would quit pestering me.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. They're dead now.

 

I wish for ponies.