The Corrupted Wish Game

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but it's in pennies.

 

I wish I didn't feel sick.

Edited April 15, 2012 by letterONE

[Znex 936]

Granted, now you feel well

That is, a giant well is now situated in your stomach

 

I wish giant wells didn't randomly appear in peoples' stomachs

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, instead they appear above people's heads and crush them

 

I wish for the ability to corrupt one's wishes

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You accidentally corrupt your own wish and you end up getting diabetes.

 

I wish I had ice cream. And didn't get diabetes.

[Literally Snails 2,307]

granted, but the icecream is made of people

 

I wish I could take off my top and get killed by Greg Kinier

Edited April 15, 2012 by supahsnail

[Znex 936]

Granted, however it happens while you're on the toilet

 

I wish we weren't so vulnerable while on the toilet

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, now we're as vulnerable normally as we would be on the toilet, what have you done?

 

I wish there was a way to fix this vulnrability error

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, now we are all immortal and the lack of death drives to a peak wars and crime, leading to an economic crisis wich will eventually destroy the planet, leaving all humans to drift in space alone.

 

I wish I didn't spend my time in space alone.

Edited April 15, 2012 by Doctor Whooves™

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you're back on Earth, but still forever alone

 

I wish I weren't forver alone

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, now you're crowded by millions of people each day.

 

I wish I had the ability to high-five people through the internet.

[Miles Rarity Edgeworth 76]

Granted, But whenever you high five somebody on the internet You get trojan on your hands which sucks for you because your inside the computer.

 

I wish Canterlot could fly.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but an error in it's propellers causes the whole city to crash, killing thousands of ponies.

 

I wish I didn't just spend two hours drawing just so my Paint clone could crash on me at the last second.

[ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164]

Granted, now you spend half the time and the quickness ruins the quality of the work.

 

 

 

I wish I had blueberry muffins.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but they're filled with glass. Ouch.

 

I wish I wasn't too lazy to work on my game.

Edited April 15, 2012 by letterONE

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

Granted, but you spend it jumping around and not being productive.

 

I wish I had a pocket full of sunshine (Not the sun it'self)

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, you take it out and it blinds you for life.

 

I wish those days could come back once more.

Edited April 15, 2012 by Doctor Whooves™

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it causes a time paradox that rips the space time continuum.

 

I wish i cud spel gud.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but you forget the rest of the english language.

 

I wish my next wish won't be corrupted.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Wish rejected.

 

I wish for candy. And that my teeth won't rot or I won't get diabetes.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, It'll go all to your tighs. And then you'll explode.

[Jadefire 2,797]

I wish Dr. Whooves^TM made a wish for me to corrupt.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. here's a book on how to make proper wishes.

 

I wish my hair weren't obnoxiously long.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You're bald now.

 

I wish I could lose a little bit of weight.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but you lose so much weight you implode... um... yeah.

 

I wish the forum's Minecraft server was more popular.

Edited April 15, 2012 by letterONE

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. I'll get my griefing tools. Nah, but I'm sure there'd be a fair number of griefers...

 

I wish my bladder weren't so full...