The Corrupted Wish Game

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you go to bed for a quick nap and wake even more tired, only thing is you're not capable of going back to sleep so soon

 

I wish I could find my way around my 6,054 songs

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You eventually do, then you go deaf

 

I wish Derpy was canon

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Remember the lake you had to drink? Let's just say I backed up all the bathrooms...

 

Granted. She has a cannon now... And it's aimed at you.

 

I wish I knew if indirect corruption (IE, the wish gets granted, but something else completely unrelated inconveniences you instead) constitutes as a valid wish corruption.

Edited April 20, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[ZomBrony 347]

Wish Rejected

 

I wish I understood what Ganaram just said

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You understand but is forced to drink a second, larger lake

 

Wish.exe

[Jadefire 2,797]

Your computer has performed an illegal operation and must be shut down. If this problem persists, well that's too bad.

 

I wish I didn't suck at math.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. Your math homework is blown away.

 

wish.exe

Edited April 20, 2012 by GDO29Anagram

[Jadefire 2,797]

ERROR 404: wish.exe NOT FOUND. PROGRAM SHUTTING DOWN

 

I wish I had ice cream.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you get brain freeze

 

If Wish.exe has stopped working, I'll just try WishInstaller.exe again

Edited April 20, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted.

 

 

I wish my stomach weren't so suckish...

[Philomena 66]

Granted, now your brain is sickish. ( suckish )

 

I wish i can read other people minds

[Znex 936]

Granted, your mind involuntarily shuts down to protect itself from the ocean of thoughts

 

I wish I could use telekinesis

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You don't like what you see.

Blah, ninja'd. Granted, but your telekinesis sucks and you accidentally drop a brick on your toe.

 

I wish my laptop wasn't so suckish.

Edited April 20, 2012 by Jadefire

[Znex 936]

Granted, now it blows

 

I wish I had more wishes to make stupid puns out of

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but your stupid puns are reallyreallyreally REEEEAAAALLY stupid and nopony is amused

 

I wish I hadn't lost the game, or the e game

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but your going to lose them double as much as you would if you just lost the game this time.

 

i wish i wasn't stuck in school for today

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, now you can't leave until monday and by the time you get to leave on monday school started so you have to stay even longer

 

I wish I knew Pony Swag Megamix better, I still can't understand everything everypony's saying yet

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but whatever else anypony says to you ever will sound like gibberish.

I wish I knew more languges.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, you learn every language in existence, then forget how to speak english

 

I wish my memory were as good as Chad Kroueger's

[letterone 1,204]

Granted, but you remember every disturbing thing ever. EVER. Every disturbing thing. Yeah. This is a bullcrap corruption.

 

I wish I could revive my dead MP3 player.

Edited April 20, 2012 by letterONE

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You now have an undead MP3 player that proceeds to feast on your brains.

 

I wish I was more intelligent.

[Miles Rarity Edgeworth 76]

Granted. You now have an undead MP3 player that proceeds to feast on your brains.

 

I wish I was more intelligent.

 

Granted you are so smart that it creates a nuclear war between Russia and the USA

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You gain 50 IQ. You are also tossed into an asylum.

 

I wish the world was a better place

 

Ninja'd

Previous poster had no wish, so granted

 

I still wish the world was better though

Edited April 20, 2012 by Whiteshade

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, the world becomes perfect, but nothing's perfect so it creates a paradox which destroys the world

 

I wish there were better corruptions for wishes like that besides paradoxes

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. They're all paradoxes.

 

I can't believe I'm saying this cuz it's really rare for me to even sick; I wish I were well.