The Corrupted Wish Game

[Philomena 66]

Granted, the rest of your family members are sick.

 

I wish I can meet a butterfly.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Granted, the world becomes perfect, but nothing's perfect so it creates a paradox which destroys the world

 

I wish there were better corruptions for wishes like that besides paradoxes

 

None of them are really paradoxes by definition, it just seems you ponies enjoy saying that.

 

Garanted, you and it are part of a pony's huge butterfly collection.

 

I wish I wasn't a shapeshifter.

[letterone 1,204]

Granted. Now you're a language-shifter. You can speak any language you want. Only downside is that it happens at random.

 

I wish my dad would leave the room.

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, but he NEVER COMES BACK.

(should've seen that coming)

 

I wish I wasn't convinced a midget lived on my roof.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Granted, unfortunately your mind is raped by the following video:http://www.youtube.c...h?v=avU5onrWfYo

 

I wish there were more portals in TF2

 

WAIT WAIT WAIT! At least CREDIT me!

 

Granted. Now a REAL midget lives on your roof.

I wish that more people would use Garry's Mod.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but everypony is pro at it and it makes your GMod stuff like like crap

 

I wish I understood what was being sung in Das Tier in Mir

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted, but you forgot the lyrics.

 

i wish i didnt need to learn all this text for my acting class xs

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Garanted, now you can't act.

 

I wish I had something to do for my italian friend who's coming for the week end.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

You do something, but as a result your Italian friend is no longer your friend

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted

[Doctor Whooves™ 332]

Wish rejected.

See what I did there?

 

I wish for a sandwich with nothing wrong with it.

[ZomBrony 347]

Granted, but the maker of the sandwich bucked up and everything went wrong with it

 

I wish I hadn't accidentally gone to the random video game names thread before finishing with all these other games

Edited April 24, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom)

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. You are now having less fun.

 

I wish for chocolate milk rain!

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted. You are now having less fun.

 

I wish for chocolate milk rain!

 

Granted but it blows up all of Equestria.

I wish Discord would Return.

[Love Hearts 93]

Granted but as soon as he does he's turned into stone again!~

 

I wish I had a real pony~

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. He poops on you.

 

I wish I wish I had a fish.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted. He poops on you.

 

I wish I wish I had a fish.

 

Granted but it Fish slaps you and flops away!

I wish I had more friends on this forum.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted, but none of them are ever here at the same time you are.

 

I wish for pie!

Edited April 24, 2012 by Fire_Fly

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, but being a "real" pony, it doesn't do much more than try to eat the curtains and break stuff.

 

I wish for pie!

 

Granted but its falls from the sky and hits you in the face.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted but it Fish slaps you and flops away!

I wish I had more friends on this forum.

 

Granted. You gain me as a friend. How horrifying.

I wish for pie!

 

Granted. It's earwax flavored.

Granted but its falls from the sky and hits you in the face.

 

No wish. For that, you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish I had a ponytail.

Edited April 24, 2012 by Jadefire

[Love Hearts 93]

Granted, but now you are a pegasister!x

 

I wish my wish wasn't about to be corrupted.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted. You gain me as a friend. How horrifying.

Granted. It's earwax flavored.

No wish. For that, you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish I had a ponytail.

 

Granted but it burns on the stove Sadly you're wish after that wish will be corrupted.

I wish My new avatar would upload faster.

Edited April 24, 2012 by AceCord

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but then you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish for a new goldfish.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, but then you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish for a new goldfish.

 

Granted but it dies of a heart attack.

I wish I had a turtle.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but it dies of a pancreas attack.

 

I wish I had a dolphin.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, but it dies of a pancreas attack.

 

I wish I had a dolphin.

 

Granted but it dies because you put it in a tank of exploding chocolate milk.

I wish people would stop 'ING me.