The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. You draw so fast you set the drawing on fire.

 

I wish I had a car that works.

[Spark 101]

Granted. The car works so well that it becomes cocky and tries to kill you.

[Jadefire 2,797]

I wish DarkHooves made a wish.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted. You get run over by Jadefire's your car... And ignited by flaming Inkscape document.

 

I draw using Inkscape; I wish I knew how that could possibly ignite.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Spark 101]

Granted. I wish you would jump off a building.

 

That was to jade's

 

to Ganaram, I wish you would make a wish.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted, but the wish is that your wish wouldn't come true.

 

I wish for a cookie

Edited May 31, 2012 by Parties like Pinkie

[Spark 101]

Granted. But the paradox you created causes the universe to rip apart and you lose your cookie.

[Jadefire 2,797]

I wish people were better at remembering to make wishes.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Jadefire

[Spark 101]

Granted. But it's that nobody ever responded to this topic ever again.

[Jadefire 2,797]

I wish for entertainment.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. Your entertainment is Gay Porn.

 

I wish for the Gay Porn to go away.

[Spark 101]

Granted. You get to shoot a new porno where you have to be the star.

 

I wish we would stop talking about porn.

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Now we stop talking forever.

 

I wish for one of Derpy's muffins.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted but it explodes in your face. I just don't know what went wrong!

I wish to be supercomputer.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Failure to grant, you already are.

 

I wish for this wish to not be granted

[MrL0LZ 866]

Not granted, but now I have to grant it.

This paradox destroys the universe.

I wish I was a supercomputer IRL.

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted. You are the first supercomputer ever made, in the year of 1960 something.

 

You only have basic functions, and you take up half a room.

 

 

I wish I was a real boy.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted, but there's a power failure.

 

Granted. You're dead.

 

I wish for at least a Radeon HD 6870.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted, but you realize too late that it's not compatible with your computer.

 

And then you get struck by lightning.

 

 

 

I wish I had better social skills.

Edited May 31, 2012 by Jadefire

[Parties like Pinkie 385]

Granted.

 

But they only work while you watch Barbie.

 

 

I wish for a PB&J

[Jadefire 2,797]

Granted. Except the J stood for Jew, and now you're wanted for cannibalism.

 

I wish I was in better shape.

[MrL0LZ 866]

Granted, The Aperture Science Repulsion Gel has made you less fat.

It has also eaten your stomach and digestive system.

I wish I was a GLaDOS IRL.

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. You are then broken and cast down into an incinerator by a mute woman in an orange jumpsuit who happens to be a really good jumper.

 

I wish for a fedora.

Edited June 1, 2012 by Fire_Fly

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Granted... I stole it. (Reminds me of Happy Tree Friends...)

 

I wish I were more productive.

[Lunatic 1,186]

granted but nopony apreciates it.

 

i wish for the next post to have a wish in it.