I'd hit you with _________

[Sunlight 357]

I'd hit you with cupcakes!

[Rainbow Eclipse 3,927]

I don't know who you are... or where you live... but I will find you... and then I will hit you with a loaf of bread...

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I will hit you, with an old computer.

[Hastur 505]

I'd hit you with Jack White's guitar.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I will hit you with Jack Daniels

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

I'd hit you with a guitar.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I'd hit you with a Titan

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[Seaweed-Headed Dragon 359]

I'd hit you with a pillow

[Hastur 505]

I'd hit you with skrillex.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'd hit you with Narrator Smurf.

I regret watching that movie....

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[Gone Airbourne 21,977]

I'd hit you with Tommy Pickles 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,673]

I'm going to whack you with a large Cheerilee plushie. Face first. So pucker up :B

[Sunlight 357]

I'd hit you with Momlestia.

[Sweet Dreams 1,893]

I'd hit you with Molestia.

[Sunlight 357]

I'd hit you with a rhyme.

[Tyrant Write Worthy 53]

I'd hit you with a pickle jar that the Mayor can't open

[Sunlight 357]

I'd hit you with Buttercup.

[Gay Bird 421]

I'd hit you with the sun. ON A STICK!

[Cwanky 17,520]

I'd hit you with your own fat ass.

[Shadling 348]

I'll hit you with a golden cane with my face on it.

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

i hit you with a Lenin statue dropped with an helicopter.. at least if it don't kill you it will be destroied

[Sunlight 357]

I'd hit you with a lightning bolt.

[Shadling 348]

I'd hit you with a hammer made of hard light