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Write silly and non-important to Celestia about everyday life!


E.g "  Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that true love is breaking your television screen and inviting the TV repair colt over...then romancing the colt and having three foals with him..however if the repair colt cheats on you, you can then do what black widows do and hire another one to come and replace it." your

faithful widow, 

BlackDeath

 

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Here's what I learned today, some ponies will try and kill you. And that's just not okay. But fear not my princess, for I am here to stay.

 

Sincerely, Your favorite pastry kleptomaniac, MT.


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Dear Princess Celestia,

Muffin Theif is insane and needs to taken by the barn and...eeeeyup anyhow can I get your blessing to put this tired old pony outta his misery?

Your faithful executioner.

Golgo.


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Dear Princess Luna,

Did you give permission to this loyal cult group of devote followers to set up shop in town? They call themselves the New Luna Republic and littered my mail box with propaganda. Please deal with them.


-Your faithful citizen

Golgo


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Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that cookies go great with milk.

 

You friend

Arcus

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Dear Princess Celestia,


I was siting on the can thinking about my life when it occured to me....why do you give a damn what one pony does? Go bother Twilight!

Your faithful Nope.avi


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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today, I learned that the most important lesson of all is to never put a potato in a microwave without poking holes in it first.  I'm ever so sorry for the mess in the Great Hall.  I promise I'll have that cleaned up right away.

 

Some random shmoe on the street, Harvan.


If you wanna make the world a better place,
Take a look at yourself, then make a change.

-- Michael Jackson

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that certain Japanese producers in the video game industry make people want to sell their body for money to buy their

that is going to be released soon.I also learned that it hurts to take it up the butt.

 

Your newly ex-virgin/male prostitute,

CaptainBlue808

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that sometimes violence is the anwer to everyone. Especially when dealing with pissed off seniors on the bus, old coot had it coming :)

 

Your everyday guy

Agent153~

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that if you have a pistol with a tactical knife in Black Ops 2, and you use the knife while crouching and looking down, it looks like your digging or slamming your fists into the ground.

 

Your favorite brand of luxury car,

Rolls Royce.


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Signature credit to Gone Airbourne
Xbox Live - Sir Trollestia

Steam - Sir_Trollestia

Wii U - SirTrollestia

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  • 3 weeks later...

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that Halo has the best soundtrack of any game ever, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. 

(That toaster won't stop taunting me D:<)

 

Love, your faithful paranoid schizophrenic, Harmonic Revelations


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Dera Pwircess Dyslerixa
My frenids and I larneed an irmoantpt lossen tihs week: neevr jgude a book by its cover. Soonmee may look uusunal, or funny, or sacry, but you hvae to look psat that and lrean who they are iisdne. Rael fnireds don’t crae waht your cveor is, it’s the centnots of a pnoy that cnuot. And a good frined, lkie a good book, is shomtneig taht wlil lsat feevorr.

Yuor fauthfil snuedtt, Tilihgwt Slkprae.

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Princess Celestia:

 

If I keep watching documentaries with British narrators, sooner or later, I might end up talking in a British accent. It's already too late for my mind.

 

 - Ganaram Inukshuk


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Dear Princess Celestia,

I got into a knife fight with a hobo over a pop can and now he's dead..can you lend me the omicron for the weekend? Thanks

Your faithful student.

GolgoXIII


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Deer Prints S. Sells T A,

 

Today eye learned that dick tating you're letters thru a dragging is knot always the bess idea. Wile E may spell moss of it core erectly, ewe half know whey to tell if it well make NE scents wend he sands it. Problemmy breast two just right it yours elf.

 

Yore faithless stew dent, Why Light Spackle.

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If you wanna make the world a better place,
Take a look at yourself, then make a change.

-- Michael Jackson

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Dear Princess Celestia,

DON'T TURN AROUND

 

Just walk away?

I'm letting you go

but I won't let you know?

 

(woo, tangent)


If you wanna make the world a better place,
Take a look at yourself, then make a change.

-- Michael Jackson

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Dear Princess Celestia,

I woke up and saw this glowing orb in the sky what is the demonry!? Has Discord returned!?


Your faithful paranoid schizophrenic....*Runs*


Look in my eyes...what do you see?
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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that x is 14

 

Your tubby wubby student, Lolnus


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Signatures by Kyoshi, Cider Barrel and Lugia

 

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