ColtofPersonality 855 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Write silly and non-important to Celestia about everyday life!E.g " Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that true love is breaking your television screen and inviting the TV repair colt over...then romancing the colt and having three foals with him..however if the repair colt cheats on you, you can then do what black widows do and hire another one to come and replace it." yourfaithful widow, BlackDeath 1 Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 16, 2013 Share February 16, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Here's what I learned today, some ponies will try and kill you. And that's just not okay. But fear not my princess, for I am here to stay. Sincerely, Your favorite pastry kleptomaniac, MT. Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 16, 2013 Author Share February 16, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia,Muffin Theif is insane and needs to taken by the barn and...eeeeyup anyhow can I get your blessing to put this tired old pony outta his misery?Your faithful executioner.Golgo. Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 February 17, 2013 Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Here's what TGAPMT learned today, he is being hunted by a fool, and things won't go his way. Sincerely, TGAPMT Foolish signature. *Insert relevant signature thing here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 17, 2013 Author Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Luna,Did you give permission to this loyal cult group of devote followers to set up shop in town? They call themselves the New Luna Republic and littered my mail box with propaganda. Please deal with them.-Your faithful citizenGolgo Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yes-Man 597 February 17, 2013 Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that people are going to be pessimistic as fuck when something changes. Your Faithful Hero, The Dovahkiin 2 "I'm done being patient. Give me a name or I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan."- Commander Shepard http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1elKBFZcI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983 February 17, 2013 Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that cookies go great with milk. You friend Arcus 1 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Deviant Art 000Signature Requests000aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHeadphones on, Volume up, Tune out the world aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDon't use violence. You'll just make a fool of your self.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arcuswind.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 17, 2013 Author Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia,I was siting on the can thinking about my life when it occured to me....why do you give a damn what one pony does? Go bother Twilight!Your faithful Nope.aviNope.avi Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 February 17, 2013 Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Today, I learned that the most important lesson of all is to never put a potato in a microwave without poking holes in it first. I'm ever so sorry for the mess in the Great Hall. I promise I'll have that cleaned up right away. Some random shmoe on the street, Harvan. If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootalove 10,692 February 17, 2013 Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Today, I learned that people always overreact and sometimes when they overreact they jump out the window like a madman. They usually take things way too far in life. The Self-Proclaimed Best in The World ©, ~Chaotic Lightning~ Credit: Moony © Forum FAQ Forum Rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just some guy 1,070 February 17, 2013 Share February 17, 2013 (edited) Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that certain Japanese producers in the video game industry make people want to sell their body for money to buy their that is going to be released soon.I also learned that it hurts to take it up the butt. Your newly ex-virgin/male prostitute, CaptainBlue808 Edited February 17, 2013 by CaptainBlue808 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agent153 50 February 17, 2013 Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that sometimes violence is the anwer to everyone. Especially when dealing with pissed off seniors on the bus, old coot had it coming Your everyday guy Agent153~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolls Royce 606 February 17, 2013 Share February 17, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that if you have a pistol with a tactical knife in Black Ops 2, and you use the knife while crouching and looking down, it looks like your digging or slamming your fists into the ground. Your favorite brand of luxury car, Rolls Royce. Signature credit to Gone AirbourneXbox Live - Sir Trollestia Steam - Sir_Trollestia Wii U - SirTrollestia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 February 18, 2013 Author Share February 18, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia,Jury duty is boring.......Your faithful bored Juror.Juror Number 3 Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklingTwilight 109 March 11, 2013 Share March 11, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia Today I learned to bite off more than you can chew, then when others come to help make them do all the work for you. Your Faithful Student, SparklingTwilight. ~Sig by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 March 11, 2013 Share March 11, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that Halo has the best soundtrack of any game ever, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. (That toaster won't stop taunting me D:<) Love, your faithful paranoid schizophrenic, Harmonic Revelations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 11, 2013 Author Share March 11, 2013 (edited) Dera Pwircess DyslerixaMy frenids and I larneed an irmoantpt lossen tihs week: neevr jgude a book by its cover. Soonmee may look uusunal, or funny, or sacry, but you hvae to look psat that and lrean who they are iisdne. Rael fnireds don’t crae waht your cveor is, it’s the centnots of a pnoy that cnuot. And a good frined, lkie a good book, is shomtneig taht wlil lsat feevorr. Yuor fauthfil snuedtt, Tilihgwt Slkprae. Edited March 11, 2013 by GolgoXIII Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 March 11, 2013 Share March 11, 2013 Princess Celestia: If I keep watching documentaries with British narrators, sooner or later, I might end up talking in a British accent. It's already too late for my mind. - Ganaram Inukshuk <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 11, 2013 Author Share March 11, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia,I got into a knife fight with a hobo over a pop can and now he's dead..can you lend me the omicron for the weekend? ThanksYour faithful student.GolgoXIII Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 March 11, 2013 Share March 11, 2013 Deer Prints S. Sells T A, Today eye learned that dick tating you're letters thru a dragging is knot always the bess idea. Wile E may spell moss of it core erectly, ewe half know whey to tell if it well make NE scents wend he sands it. Problemmy breast two just right it yours elf. Yore faithless stew dent, Why Light Spackle. 1 If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 516 March 11, 2013 Share March 11, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, DON'T TURN AROUND 1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OCs: Standoff and Red Alert, the luckless mercs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixel Stick 927 March 11, 2013 Share March 11, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, DON'T TURN AROUND Just walk away? I'm letting you go but I won't let you know? (woo, tangent) If you wanna make the world a better place, Take a look at yourself, then make a change. -- Michael Jackson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 13, 2013 Author Share March 13, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia,I woke up and saw this glowing orb in the sky what is the demonry!? Has Discord returned!?Your faithful paranoid schizophrenic....*Runs* Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keylise<3 488 March 13, 2013 Share March 13, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that x is 14 Your tubby wubby student, Lolnus Signatures by Kyoshi, Cider Barrel and Lugia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 March 13, 2013 Author Share March 13, 2013 Dear Princess Celestia,My waifu has gained weight..should I divorce her?Your faithful...whats the point Look in my eyes...what do you see? The ColtOf Personality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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