Dear Princess Celestia

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Write silly and non-important to Celestia about everyday life!


E.g "  Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that true love is breaking your television screen and inviting the TV repair colt over...then romancing the colt and having three foals with him..however if the repair colt cheats on you, you can then do what black widows do and hire another one to come and replace it." your

faithful widow, 

BlackDeath

 

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Here's what I learned today, some ponies will try and kill you. And that's just not okay. But fear not my princess, for I am here to stay.

 

Sincerely, Your favorite pastry kleptomaniac, MT.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Muffin Theif is insane and needs to taken by the barn and...eeeeyup anyhow can I get your blessing to put this tired old pony outta his misery?

Your faithful executioner.

Golgo.

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Here's what TGAPMT learned today, he is being hunted by a fool, and things won't go his way.

Sincerely,

TGAPMT

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Dear Princess Luna,

Did you give permission to this loyal cult group of devote followers to set up shop in town? They call themselves the New Luna Republic and littered my mail box with propaganda. Please deal with them.


-Your faithful citizen

Golgo

[Yes-Man 597]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that people are going to be pessimistic as fuck when something changes.

Your Faithful Hero,

The Dovahkiin

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 982]

Dear Princess Celestia, Today I learned that cookies go great with milk.

 

You friend

Arcus

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Dear Princess Celestia,


I was siting on the can thinking about my life when it occured to me....why do you give a damn what one pony does? Go bother Twilight!

Your faithful Nope.avi


Nope.avi

[Pixel Stick 927]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today, I learned that the most important lesson of all is to never put a potato in a microwave without poking holes in it first.  I'm ever so sorry for the mess in the Great Hall.  I promise I'll have that cleaned up right away.

 

Some random shmoe on the street, Harvan.

[Scootalove 10,684]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today, I learned that people always overreact and sometimes when they overreact they jump out the window like a madman. They usually take things way too far in life.

 

The Self-Proclaimed Best in The World ©,

~Chaotic Lightning~

[Just some guy 1,070]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that certain Japanese producers in the video game industry make people want to sell their body for money to buy their

that is going to be released soon.I also learned that it hurts to take it up the butt.

 

Your newly ex-virgin/male prostitute,

CaptainBlue808

Edited February 17, 2013 by CaptainBlue808

[Agent153 49]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that sometimes violence is the anwer to everyone. Especially when dealing with pissed off seniors on the bus, old coot had it coming

 

Your everyday guy

Agent153~

[Rolls Royce 606]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that if you have a pistol with a tactical knife in Black Ops 2, and you use the knife while crouching and looking down, it looks like your digging or slamming your fists into the ground.

 

Your favorite brand of luxury car,

Rolls Royce.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Dear Princess Celestia,

Jury duty is boring.......


Your faithful bored Juror.

Juror Number 3

[SparklingTwilight 109]

Dear Princess Celestia

 

Today I learned to bite off more than you can chew, then when others come to help make them do all the work for you.

 

Your Faithful Student,

SparklingTwilight.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

Dear Princess Celestia, today I learned that Halo has the best soundtrack of any game ever, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. 

(That toaster won't stop taunting me D:<)

 

Love, your faithful paranoid schizophrenic, Harmonic Revelations

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Dera Pwircess Dyslerixa
My frenids and I larneed an irmoantpt lossen tihs week: neevr jgude a book by its cover. Soonmee may look uusunal, or funny, or sacry, but you hvae to look psat that and lrean who they are iisdne. Rael fnireds don’t crae waht your cveor is, it’s the centnots of a pnoy that cnuot. And a good frined, lkie a good book, is shomtneig taht wlil lsat feevorr.

Yuor fauthfil snuedtt, Tilihgwt Slkprae.

Edited March 11, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Princess Celestia:

 

If I keep watching documentaries with British narrators, sooner or later, I might end up talking in a British accent. It's already too late for my mind.

 

 - Ganaram Inukshuk

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I got into a knife fight with a hobo over a pop can and now he's dead..can you lend me the omicron for the weekend? Thanks

Your faithful student.

GolgoXIII

[Pixel Stick 927]

Deer Prints S. Sells T A,

 

Today eye learned that dick tating you're letters thru a dragging is knot always the bess idea. Wile E may spell moss of it core erectly, ewe half know whey to tell if it well make NE scents wend he sands it. Problemmy breast two just right it yours elf.

 

Yore faithless stew dent, Why Light Spackle.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Dear Princess Celestia,

DON'T TURN AROUND

[Pixel Stick 927]

Dear Princess Celestia,

DON'T TURN AROUND

 

Just walk away?

I'm letting you go

but I won't let you know?

 

(woo, tangent)

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Dear Princess Celestia,

I woke up and saw this glowing orb in the sky what is the demonry!? Has Discord returned!?


Your faithful paranoid schizophrenic....*Runs*

[Keylise<3 488]

Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today I learned that x is 14

 

Your tubby wubby student, Lolnus

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Dear Princess Celestia,

My waifu has gained weight..should I divorce her?

Your faithful...whats the point