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Dear Princess Celestia


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Celestia:

 

Flip this message over and forward it to Twilight.

 

- Ganaram Inukshuk

 

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Twilight:

 

Flip this message over and forward it to Luna.

 

- Ganaram Inukshuk

 

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Luna:

 

Flip this message over and forward it to Cadence.

 

- Ganaram Inukshuk

 

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Cadence:

 

Flip this message over and forward it to Celestia.

 

- Ganaram Inukshuk

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

i HaVe YoUr CaT. HeS hERe iN A BoX wItH A pOiSoN pIlL. iF yOu WaNt To SeE hIm DeAd AND aLiVe, BrINg 20,000 uNMaRkEd BiTs tO SuGaRcUbE CorNeR tOnIgHt. C0m3 aLoNe.

 

Schroedinger.

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Dear Princess, Celestia I have saved your beloved pet SmartyPants from the tyranical terrorist Harvan..SmartyPants says 'Hello'





-The portion of the letter was blacked out to keep SMART TEAM SIX's identity safe-

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Dear princess Celestia,

Today I ate a pop tart. It was very good. Which is what I learned

~Your toaster pastry loving friend, Eureka

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Princess Celestia:

 

Affixed to this message is a request warrant requesting the approval of constructing a Solar Farm.

 

Please take the time to review this. We await your approval.

 

- Ganaram Inukshuk

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

You may have just won ONE MILLION bits!  If the numbers inside this envelope match the numbers on our website, YOU COULD BE A WINNER!  In the meantime, please consider subscribing to any of these thousands of magazines.

 

-- Publisher's Clearinghouse.  (Are they still around?)

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Dear Princess Celestia,

 

Today i learn that my friends can be a total morons or say bad words about me to others, but i know one thing that i can't change others minds just when i want it.Its hard to be best friends with each other if we dont have nothing to share in our lives, like they don't unerastimate me but i'm always loyal to them no matter what would go wrong.

 

Your faithful subject Pvt.DeMoN

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Dear Princess Celestia,


 


Today i learned valuable lesson, that finding for Special Somepony is not that easy then i tought. For many years of find i'm deciding to stop my heart bleeding and live alone for some time, few months or few years it doesnt matter to me because i born to be alone.


 


Your faithful Subject Pvt.DeMoN

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Dear Princess Celestia

 

Today I learned that my plan to become the "All Ruling Unquestioned Evil Omnipotent KING of Libertarians" was an oxymoron, and I shall move on to better things. Such as becoming the Dictator of Luxembourge.

 

Your Faithful overlord and Dictator, SP

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Dear "Princess" Celestia,

 

What are you still doing on the throne, you imposter!?  Get your winged butt down here and get me out of this dungeon, and fight me like a man alicorn!  I'll show you who the REAL princess is!

 

-- Princess Celestia

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