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...the hell?

 

So based on someone's comatose near-death dreams, Jesus is a Brony?

 

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It sort of goes without saying that some a lot of understanding and context to the Christian faith is kind of a prerequisite to make it not seem like a whole bunch of weird mystical nonsense.

 

Coulton Burpo as detailed in the book is somewhere in a delirious sickened state before the operation, then sedated, then during the operation his heart stopped for a minute, and following the operation he slept for several hours. Exact times are not mentioned, but Coulton's experience leads one to believe that the vision extended for a much longer time than the hours of his operation. In addition, he was able to recall precise details about what he saw, that corroborated other data that he had never been exposed to before, such as quotations from the Book of Revelation (which describes New Jerusalem/Heaven), the appearance of Jesus Christ (Akiane Kramarik's painting Prince of Peace) and pointing out family members who had died whom had never been indicated to him before (Coulton's father showing him a picture of his great grandfather at the age of 25. At first they showed him a picture of his great grandfather when he was alive at the age of 84, but Coulton didn't recognize the picture.)

 

The excerpt of Coulton remembering Jesus Christ on a "Rainbow Horse" hit me as so odd, so precise and in a matter of speaking, "So awesome Posted Image ", that I simply had to point it out.

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...the hell?

 

No not hell...heaven

 

I don't see why there wouldn't be ponies in heaven. If heaven is a paradise as it is taught and you will be happy for all eternity, I don't see why you would be denied something innocent you cherished in your earthly life.

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I always hear stories like this, someone dies and sees 'heaven'. Whether there is some unknown scientific explanation or not, I absolutely love them. It's magical. c,:


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I... I dont know if i can argue that Rainbow Dash isn't best pony anymore... What if i get smitted?

 

Pfft. Everyone knows that FLuttershy Pinky Pie is best pony. I mean, if I was created that such was my opinion, why would MrJesus/God smiteth me for being how he made me?

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Work in progres... >.>

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Pfft. Everyone knows that FLuttershy Pinky Pie is best pony. I mean, if I was created that such was my opinion, why would MrJesus/God smiteth me for being how he made me?

 

True, very true. Thank you for curing my sudden moment of paranoia.

 

PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY EVERYONE! NOT RAINBOW DASH!

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as a christian I used to think heven would be epic this only does solidification to my ideas and people say atheism is good

Christians: eternal life (heaven), (and apparently) Rainbow dash

Atheists: ?

2-0 wait...does this mean there is a Ponyville in heaven? A christian friend told me heaven could be anything you want it to be (as long as it's reasonable nothing bad) so can I be in Ponyville forever?


Sunshine, Sunshine ladybugs awake, clap your hooves and do a little shake!

- Princess Cadence and Twilight Sparkle

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