Badvice!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

*gasp*By trying to.

 

How do I *gasp* stop these frig*gasp*gin tics?

[Dashie is best pony 9]

Damn ninjas

Eat a lot of Ice cream then stab yourself

 

How do I stop the tacos

Edited February 27, 2013 by Dashie is best pony

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You seduce the chinese food sales lady.

How do I start eating tacos?

[Dashie is best pony 9]

You smash a PS3 with a sledge hammer then take a nap.

 

How can I double jump

[Leatherbehlt 465]

With a fork and a knife, anything can work.

 

How do I prepare for a play that I never learned the script for? It's tonight.

[Floris 287]

Google.

 

How do I stop my little brother from coming into my room?

Edited February 27, 2013 by Floris

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You tell fred that if he keeps this up I will divorce your mother young man.


How do I come up with this shit?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

By- what? That's just a question, you gotta ask advice!

 

My lips are always chapped when I'm in public and I don't want anybody to see my put on chapstick. WHAT DO I DO?

[Dashie is best pony 9]

Disguise your mother as Darth Vader.

 

How do I talk to pretty girls?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Offer to put frosting on their cuppycakes.

 

How do I stop nerfman100 from ninja'ing me?

[Shining Wing 201]

By posting slower.

 

How do I clean my window?

[Dashie is best pony 9]

Eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

 

How do I keep my IPod from dying

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Poison it's dinner.

 

How do I stop myself from spending my day off at the forums?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Leave a message at the beep

 

How do I buy the Magic Bullet for 3 easy payments of $39.98?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You break into your wealthy neighbours house and take it.

How do I order optimum triple play?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Pluck it from your Puerto Rican aunt's garden. That's how I ate my first star fruit.

 

How do I convince a girl to go on a date with me?

[Motion Spark 7,807]

show her your moves!

 

soup?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Nah man, I'm about to die of dehydration, I'll pass.

 

How do I get people to like me?

[Motion Spark 7,807]

open your zipper and take it out

 

how do I get motivation to do exercise?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Don't watch ponies for a whole week.

 

How do I stop my friend from getting addicted to alcohol at age 14?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Play hide and seek! If they doesn't find you, refer to page 25

 

If wizard of oz, Why can't I?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Because of the wonderful things he does, and you can't.However should you feel the need, you can start by flying a hot air balloon into a tornado. that always works.

 

How can I impress my manager and win that promotion?

[ColtofPersonality 855]

You order him an over weight elderly transgender stripper named Heather and hope he doesn't mind she hasn't bathed or had work since the Eisenhower administration


How do I tame frogs and toads to become my personal minions?

Edited February 28, 2013 by GolgoXIII

[Blue Lightning 275]

Give charity to the "Replace tadpoles with french toast" foundation

 

I think I need to open my eyes to the wonders of batteries. How do charge?

[Zygen 6,066]

Charge in credit, always works.

 

I want to discover my calling in life. Wut do?