Badvice!

[poniesforfun 716]

Pour down your pants while it's hot

 

How do I fly?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Duck tape cardboard wings to arms. flap really hard. Fly.

 

Muscleman bullies kick sand in my face every time I go to the beach. What do?

[poniesforfun 716]

Draw a target around your face.

 

I can't swim what do I do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Remember to breathe in and out, say please and thank you, and zip up your fly.

 

05:00. What do?

[Clover Heart 978]

Run through the streets, naked, shouting "I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT!!!!"

 

I don't wanna work tomorrow. What should I do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Follow the advice you gave me.

 

Overly adorable avatar of Shining Armour. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

34.

 

How do I stop myself from dreaming in 63?

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Move to Elm street. (brohoof if you get the reference)

 

How can I get that promotion I've been trying for?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Get the promotion you've been aiming for.

 

Hungry. What do?

[Doctor Shuu 797]

Drink your own piss.

 

Sweaty, what do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

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Nothing. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Do what MT told you to do last time. some people find the taste nice.

 

I'm dying, what do I do? (I have around 60 or 70 years left )

[Clover Heart 978]

End it now. It's only gonna end one day, anyway. Why prolong the wait?

 

I don't feel like going to bed. What should I do?

[Endless Storm 109]

Don't go to bed

 

I feel like burning something. What do I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Burn the water in your backyard.

 

I'm babysitting a pug and it's currently under my desk mimicking Diamond Tiara doing the horizontal hymen hammer, what do I do?

[Titan Rising 2,156]

Eat raspberries

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

What do?

[Quill The Pony. 175]

Acully is dolan

I want to burn my water. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Eat beans, get gas from the beans, and use the gas to drive away over to Brazil.

 

How do I convince my girlfriend that I'm not cheating?

[Quill The Pony. 175]

fuck a girl to prove it then say you're mormon

How do i eat horse buttholes?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

With a fork and knife.

 

How do I stop myself from peeing my pants when I'm not wearing pants?

[Clover Heart 978]

With Worcestershire sauce.

Ninja'd...

 

With Worcestershire sauce.

 

How can I get a raise at work?

Edited March 10, 2013 by Clover Heart

[Quill The Pony. 175]

threaten your boss

how do i stop smoking weed?

[Clover Heart 978]

Take up heroin.

 

I don't wanna pay my bills. What should I do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Take up Heroin.

 

I don't wanna smoke my bills, what do?