Badvice!

[Clover Heart 978]

Since you went up facing forward, you go down backwards.

 

How do I make rosemary potatoes?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Convince Rose that potatoes is a nice guy. Be sure to have someone buy the wedding rings

 

How do I legally eat a stop sign?

[Sylvester 350]

By writing your name on it!! hehe

How do I melt glass??

[Clover Heart 978]

Fire breath.

 

What should I get my boyfriend for his birthday?

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

a poodle

 

How do I shut this kid up?

[poniesforfun 716]

Record his voice then listen to him over and over.

 

How do I outrun a cheetah?

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

By running on all fours.

 

What should I do about this rash?

[poniesforfun 716]

Rub it with a cheese grater

 

I have to share a cookie with three friends how do I split it?

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

in twos

 

How do I get out of this basement?

[poniesforfun 716]

Dig down deeper

 

How do I win a beauty pageant?

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

By doing nothing

 

how do I stop listening to this song?

[~ Piston ~ 83]

Put it on repeat

 

How do I make fast money?

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

selling drugs

 

How do I fly straight?

[~ Piston ~ 83]

Get flying lessons from Derpy

 

How do I make my phone faster?

[poniesforfun 716]

Tie it with another phone

 

Where do I find a pair of sandals?

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

on the dead bodies in your shower.

 

how do i deal with old people?

[poniesforfun 716]

Let them live in your house.

 

Where can I find a human collar.

[Derplordsnuffy 28]

toy store

 

Is a human collar too kinky?

[Clover Heart 978]

Only if it comes with a leash.

 

I go back home to visit in a month. What's the most important thing for me to pack?

[Just some guy 1,070]

Many used condoms.

 

I wanna harness my inner-black.How do?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

White paint.

 

Gotta clean my glasses. What do?

[Pixel Mouse 84]

Try wiping it in dirt. It really works!

 

One of my braces broke. Help?

[Just some guy 1,070]

Punch yourself in the mouth until all the rest break.Don't wanna have an unsymmetrical look now,do we?

 

I tired harnessing my inner-black with white paint,but now all I'm doing is getting high.What do next?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

Get low. Go scuba diving.

 

I wanna do some programming. What do?

[SmittyWerbenjagermanjense 1,032]

Learn basic lua.

 

I think i Herped my Derp. what do?

Edited March 15, 2013 by SmittyWerbenjagermanjense