Badvice!

[Blue Lightning 275]

Go to your local forest! There's a shelter somewhere in there. If you think your lost just look for these pieces of paper laying on random objects.

How do I eat my insurance company?

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Cupcakes!

 

Zombies and sparkly vampires are banging on my door! Help?!

Edited April 1, 2013 by D1scordant

[Blue Lightning 275]

Viagra is good for penetrating wood...Don't look below the belt

I have to much Viagra, What do?

[. eris . 1,661]

(This seems rather risqué, but I don't particularly care.)

 

Well, I'd say drink water and wait for the swelling to go down...Then put your pants back on.

 

I can't stop bouncing this ball on this tennis racket!! What do I do!?!?  

[Vexxy 134]

Urgh, so obvious! Grab the yellow worm, and tie it around the purple goalpost. Then, ask a tramp to jump 3 times in front of the furniture shop. That will unlock the door to Tim Burton's house. Then, you drop the tennis racket on his sofa. Easy!

 

I need to eat a choc chip muffin, what do I do?

[. eris . 1,661]

Steal it from Derpy!

 

I just sewed my hand to a pillow. Suggestions?

[stainesbrony 219]

Destroy the pillow

 

 

 

How do I stop the East Staines Massiv?

Edited April 4, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Blue Lightning 275]

You don't he's too massive!

I WANT TO FEED YOU! OPEN YOUR MOUTH!!!

[Iudex 1,945]

Eat it.

 

Eat what?

[MelancholicMemory 2,025]

Your face.

 

My cat keeps eating my marshmallow peeps. What do?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

BI SOME MORE!

 

I've been waiting for FNV to load the fort for about 10 minutes now, but I haven't saved in a long time. What do I do?"

[Kitty Cat Moonshire 629]

Try burning your computer. It should clear up any hardware issues you've been having.

 

My computer fan is broken, what is the cheapest solution?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Oh, have my PS3 which was conveniantly burned by you. The fire should help stop your computer from freezing.

 

How do I stop myself from mistaking this thread for corrupt a wish?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Give me good advice!

I broke the rules, how fix?

[Golurk 468]

Duct tape. Duct tape fixes everything.

 

I need mass quantities of duct tape. What do?

[Blue Lightning 275]

Try the 57^th dimension! They have large amounts of plastic fruit there too!!!

I can't stop listening to Rocket by Def Leppard so i can go comfort my friend about his muffin!!!

[stainesbrony 219]

Listen to the Wheatley Song Extended. It's so bad, it's good, and you will be able to comfort your friend.

 

 

How do I enter the Ribbon Syndicate in Pokémon Pearl without participating in contests?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Have anonymous re-script your game.

 

How do I build up patience?

[stainesbrony 219]

You wait for something to happen.

 

 

 

 

Can I has Chicken Nuggets?

[Eureka 1,119]

Yes.

How can I rule the world.

[stainesbrony 219]

Easy! Sing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv5jLsLoYcE

for 9000 years nonstop, and then everyone will beg you to shut up, at which point you write down something demanding rule of the world in return of you shutting up.

 

Can I has minigun?

Edited April 7, 2013 by stainesbrony

[Vexxy 134]

Yup. One mini, very small gun. :3 

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How much caffeine is too much?

[Eureka 1,119]

12 cups.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Uh... pull out Maria and shoot Benny?

 

How do you make babbis after getting hit in the testacles?

[stainesbrony 219]

Drunk Science!

 

 

 

Why are cows?

Edited April 7, 2013 by stainesbrony