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Take off your pants and let 'er rip.At least you won't have pooped in your pants.

 

Anybody know where's the safest place to conceal a knife on my body?I want to keep one for self-defence.

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In your heart.

 

I wanted to eat delicious mercury but I ended up eat arsenic. What do?


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No matter how much you try.... you can never hit that f***ing dog from Duck Hunt.

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You EAT COOKIEZ!

 

 

 

 

How do I remove the sofa that is halfway up the stairs in my house?


STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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Drunk science!

 

 

 

 

How do I successfully get Kasakhstan Potassium?


STOP READING THIS SIGNATURE! THIS IS AN ONLINE FORUM, NOT A LIBRARY!

 

My main OC is Rick. Link to my main OC: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/rick-r3145My Unicorn OC is Mind's Eye. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/minds-eye-r3273I also have an alicorn pegacorn OC, Fred. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/fred-r3298

Also, the arbitrary Earth Pony OC, Marshall. Link: http://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/marshall-r3314

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Your sister has a closet full of clothes. Cut them all up for hankies.

 

I want to really impress my GF. Where should I take her for a great date?

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Take her on a fishing trip in a foul lagoon.

 

My friend betrayed me. What should I do?

Edited by KFC and Muffin Queen

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Betray him back.

 

Help, my username and avatar don't match!

 

*her back


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Change your avatar into Applejack and rename your username as 'Fluttershy'.

 

How did Peter Parker got his powers?

Edited by Edgeworth1001

creative but lazy

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