Ponify song lyrics

[WildCard 1,037]

Ok since we have a "Ponify song title" forum game, why not one where the creative ones can ponify whole songs(The more creative the better)

Ok the rules are easy:

First one posts a song

Next one guesses the song and makes new one

 

Ok I begin:

Verse1:

It's heartwarmings eve and I've only wrapped two bucking presents

It's heartwarmings eve and I've only wrapped two bucking presents

And eat hay hay hay with nuts

eat hay hay hay with nuts

Ref:

And I'll never walk to you again

(Unless BigMac will buck a rock)

And I'll never walk to you again

(Unless your mom will fix my clock)

And I'll never walk to you again

(Applejack's late, she got to talk)

Verse2:

It's Nightmare Night and Pinkie just ate 7 bucking cupcakes

It's Nightmare Night and Pinkie just ate 7 bucking cupcakes

And she hits, hits, hits the stage

She always bucking hits the stage

Ref:

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Happy Holidays, You Bastard by Blink-182?

 

All right mine's fairly obvious, but I thought I'd post it because with my re-worked lyrics . . . I actually love it!

Verse 1:

 

Don't wanna be an Equestrian idiot,

be like Twilight or Pinkamena, and can you hear the sound of Appleloosa

It's calling out to friendship Equestria.

Ref:

Welcome to a new kind of nation,

one land of love and toleration,

one where everything is going to be okay,

television treats of tomorrow,

giving us good lessons for all to follow,

really what's left there to argue?

Verse 2:

Well maybe I'm the brony, Equestria,

I'm not part of the mainstream agenda,

now everypony. Do the Winter Wrap-up,

and sing along to the age of pony-noia!

Ref:

Welcome to a new kind of nation,

one land of love and toleration,

one where everything is going to be okay,

television treats of tomorrow,

giving us good lessons for all to follow,

really what's left there to argue?

*Sick Guitar solo*

Verse 3:

Don't wanna be an Equestrian idiot,

one nation controlled by Celestia, loves and brings the sun for ya,

Luna says goodnight Equestria.

Re:

 

Welcome to a new kind of nation,

one land of love and toleration,

one where everything is going to be okay,

television treats of tomorrow,

giving us good lessons for all to follow,

really what's left there to argue?

[WildCard 1,037]

Green day, american idiot

 

Verse1

She saw me in the streets

we spoke of me and her

Tough I didn't know this mare

she said I was her friend

which came as a surprise

I stared into her eyes

"I thought you've left this town,

a long long time ago"

 

Chorus1:

Oh Yes, Thats Me

I'd felt like I'd sold my soul

You're hoof to hoof

with the mare who went back home

 

Verse2:

I laughed and watched her go

she made her way back home

to work hard on her land

days and nights she bucked

I gazed in to the air

Manehatten's killing me

I should have left this place

a long long time ago

 

Chorus2

Who knows? Not me

I should have left this town

Your hoof to hoof

with the mare who wants back home

 

Ok, this song is a bit off the original and the original meaning.

The new lyrics are about a girl who left Ponyville as a filly with Applejack to go to Manehatten. They meet again in the streets after all this years and AJ tells her that she knows her from back then. The first chorus is AJ talking, in the second it's the girl who talks to the person she tells the story regretting that she stayed in the big city.

Edited February 1, 2012 by PonyPunk

[Steel Accord 6,660]

Green day, american idiot

 

Verse1

She saw me in the streets

we spoke of me and her

Tough I didn't know this mare

she said I was her friend

which came as a surprise

I stared into her eyes

"I thought you've left this town,

a long long time ago"

 

Chorus1:

Oh Yes, Thats Me

I'd felt like I've sold my soul

You're hoof to hoof

with the mare who went back home

 

Verse2:

I laughed and watched her go

she made her way back home

to work hard on her land

days and nights she bucked

I gazed in to the air

Manehatten's killing me

I should have left this town

a long long time ago

 

Chorus2

Who knows? Not me

I should have left this town

Your hoof to hoof

with the mare who wants back home

 

Ok, this song is a bit off the original and the original meaning.

The new lyrics are about a girl who left Ponyville as a filly with Applejack to go to Manehatten. They meet again in the streets after all this years and AJ tells her that she knows her from back then. The first chorus is AJ talking, in the second it's the girl who talks to the person she tells the story regretting that she stayed in the big city.

 

That. Was. Brilliant!

[Trixies Apprentice L 493]

Hellfire alla Spike

 

Princess Celestia

You know I am a righteous Dragon

Of my virtue I am justly proud

 

Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)

 

Princess Celestia

You know I'm so much purer than

The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

 

Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)

 

Then tell me, Celestia

Why I see her sewing there

Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

 

Cogitatione (In thought)

 

I feel her, I see her

The sun caught in her purple mane

Is blazing in me out of all control

 

Verbo et opere (In word and deed)

 

Like fire

Hellfire

This fire in my scales

This burning

Desire

Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault

 

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

 

I'm not to blame

 

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

 

It is the fashion mare

The witch who sent this flame

 

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

 

It's not my fault

 

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

 

If it's your plan

 

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

 

You made the devil so much

Stronger than a man

 

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

 

Protect me, Celestia

Don't let this UNICORN cast her spell

Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone

Destroy rARITY

And let her taste the fires of hell

Or else let her be mine and mine alone

Hellfire

Dark fire

Now mare, it's your turn

Choose me or

Your pyre

Be mine or you will burn

 

Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

 

Celestia have mercy on her

 

Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

 

Celestia have mercy on me

 

Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

 

But she will be mine

Or she will burn!

[Waplon 14]

What Is and What Should Never Be (Led Zeppelin). This one's based on The Ticket Master and in Twilight's perspective.

 

And if I say to you tomorrow.

Take this ticket, come with me.

It's to a castle I will take you, where what's to be, they say will be.

 

Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, on the line,

How will I ever know, who really should go?

It only goes to show

Just give me some time, I'll make up my mind

 

And if you say to me tomorrow, oh what fun it all would be.

Then what's to stop us from the Gala, but requests from the other ponies.

 

Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, on the line,

How will I ever know, who really should go?

It only goes to show

Just give me some time, I'll make up my mind

 

So if you want the Gala tickets, and all your dreams are still as new,

And happiness is what you need so bad, girl, they just might be for you.

 

Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, on the line,

How will I ever know, who really should go?

It only goes to show

Just give me some time, I'll make up my mind

 

Oh how will I ever know, who really should go?

It only goes to show

Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Pinkie Pie... Rainbow Dash

[scatting]

Everypony I know has something to tell

but they're never gonna know that I move like hell.

[RainbowDashie 767]

youre gonna go far kid - the offsprings

 

Show me how to love

You're tolerating all the time

And turning all against the one

Is an art that's hard to teach

Another clever word

Sets off an unsuspecting herd

And as you step back into line

A sprite jumps to their feet

 

Now dance, bucker, dance

Colt, he never had a chance

And no one even knew

It was really only you

 

And now you fly away

Cast a spell today

Nice work you did

You're gonna go far, kid

 

With a thousand trues

And a good get loose

Hit 'em right between the eyes

Hit 'em right between the eyes

When you walk away

Really more to say

See the sparkle in your eyes

See 'em running for their lives

 

Slowly out of line

And drifting closer in your sights

So play it out I'm wide awake

It's a scene about pony

There's something in your way

And now somepony is gonna pay

And if you can get what you want

Well it's not because of me

 

Now dance, bucker, dance

Man, I never had a chance

And no one even knew

It was really only you

 

And now you'll lead the way

Show the light of day

Nice work you did

You're gonna go far, kid

Trust, received!

 

With a thousand trues

And a good get loose

Hit 'em right between the eyes

Hit 'em right between the eyes

When you walk away

Nothing more to say

See the sparkle in your eyes

See 'em running for their lives

 

Now dance, bucker, dance

He never had a chance

And no one even knew

It was really only you

 

So dance, bucker, dance

I never had a chance

It was really only you

 

With a thousand trues

And a good get loose

Hit 'em right between the eyes

Hit 'em right between the eyes

When you walk away

Nothing more to say

See the sparkle in your eyes

See 'em running for their lives

 

Clever alibis

Lord of the sprites

Hit 'em right between the eyes

Hit 'em right between the eyes

When you walk away

Nothing more to say

See the sparkle in your eyes

See 'em running for their lives

Edited March 15, 2012 by RainbowDashie

[Waplon 14]

All Right Now (Free). This is from Rainbow Dash's perspective. You know which episode and which scene.

There she was, just insane,

voices of rocks and lint she'd feign,

I said, "Hey, what is this?

Now baby, maybe,

maybe something's really amiss."

I said, "Hey, what's with that, Pinkie?

On those turnips is a party hat."

"Now don't you wait, or hesitate.

Let's move now, or it will be way too late."

Go right now, Pinkie, let's go right now.

Go right now, Pinkie, let's go right now.

I told her to come along,

But she thought I was really wrong;

She said, "Look, what's your game baby?

Are you tryin' to put me to shame?"

I said "Hey, we gotta go fast, don't you think the chance may have passed?"

She said, "No, Rainbow Dash,

I'd rather stay at my crazy bash."

Go right now, Pinkie, let's go right now.

Go right now, Pinkie, let's go right now.

(guitar solo)

I told her to come along,

But she thought I was really wrong;
She said, "Look, what's your game baby?
Are you tryin' to put me to shame?"
I said "Hey, we gotta go fast, don't you think the chance may have passed?"
She said, "No, Rainbow Dash,
I'd rather stay at my crazy bash."

Go right now, Pinkie, let's go right now.

Go right now, Pinkie, let's go right now.

Go right now, Pinkie, let's go right now.

Go right now, Pinkie, let's go right now.

Edited March 16, 2012 by Waplon