Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 Is anyone else a closet closet? I've been a secret closet since fourteen years old maybe when I became exposed to the gibberish and stupidity posted on the Internet which I uncritically accepted without question. Share your emotionally-charged, incredibly cheesy stories about being a secret closet, please. I need these stories to reassure myself of the intellectualism I so often feign. I'm a closet: 13 LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiliscael 3,960 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 (edited) I've actually been a closet door for a long, long time. It's not exactly the same, but I figure we're close enough to relate with all of the different types of closet insecurities out there. Sometimes I can't even remember a time when I wasn't a closet door. It's like I was born this way, just that seeing people talk about it on the internet made me realize it. Here's me after 6 years of being a closet door. Edited March 30, 2013 by Twiliscael 3 I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shiki 5,856 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 I'm such a closet closet that I'm honestly still a bit afraid to even post, here... But I really do trust the members of this forum, because they've proven themselves to not be judgemental at all...lol yeah right So I think I'm okay with admitting it, here... Life is hard as a closet closet... Always living in fear that someone might open me up and find what's inside; all my shame. 5 You'll be entranced by me ♥ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 I live in a room that doesn't have a closet and what is this?!! 1 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vaporeon 1,168 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 4 Eeveelutions: @Vaporeon: N-Harmonia : Ampharos @Flareon: Descant/Bard @Espeon: Locked @Umbreon: Lhee @Leafeon: Firebolt @Glaceon: Mal @Sylveon: Don'tDropThatDedenne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 Nope, but I've lived with a closet for several years so you're fine by me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I used to be a stranger 7,994 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 Help, I'm stuck in a closet and scary bed man is looking for me. I should never have slept with his bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,835 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 I've been a closet closet for as long as I can remember. My parents were strongly conservative squids and they would have never accepted me if they knew. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 March 30, 2013 Share March 30, 2013 I'm actually a closet desk. I figured that it was similar enough to share. 2 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiliscael 3,960 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 I live in a room that doesn't have a closet and what is this?!! Technically it's not considered a bedroom without a closet. Just an office 1 I tend to take the high road, get stoned, and fly low . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 Technically it's not considered a bedroom without a closet. Just an office Den, or at least that's what my "room" was supposed to be. The linen closet in the hallway, that's my closet. 1 <> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 I'm not a closet, but I am a wardrobe. I think we get ridiculed more simply because we stand out . aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Deviant Art 000Signature Requests000aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHeadphones on, Volume up, Tune out the world aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDon't use violence. You'll just make a fool of your self.aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa arcuswind.tumblr.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparklingTwilight 109 April 3, 2013 Share April 3, 2013 It's true! Life is so hard as a closet closet! I cry myself to sleep every night; nobody is accepting me for who I really am: a closet. Not to mention those mean wardrobes calling me fat. I'm made of hardwood, but right now, I feel like I'm a flimsy little stick in this cruel world. 3 ~Sig by Kyoshi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fader 24 April 9, 2013 Share April 9, 2013 (edited) I was a closet wardrobe. The other closets knew there was something different. I'm not a closet, but I am a wardrobe. I think we get ridiculed more simply because we stand out . IMG_20130402_233013.jpg But when people move house, we move with them! Edited April 9, 2013 by ajm "Exit signs - they're on the way out aren't they?" "Velcro. What a rip-off!" "I went into an Italian restaurant and ordered dessert and they gave me tiramisu and a blindfolded horse and I said, 'No, I said mascarpone'." Tim Vine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkflame 3,310 April 9, 2013 Share April 9, 2013 Me, I'm an open closet. I came out of myself to my friends and family years ago, and though they've struggled with it, they've come to accept me, and some have even joined PFWAC (Parents, Families, and Friends of Wardrobes And Closets) and have marched in Closet Pride parades. 1 Sig by Thunderstorm Check out my Rarity fansite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Fader 24 April 10, 2013 Share April 10, 2013 Me, I'm an open closet. They left the door open again...? "Exit signs - they're on the way out aren't they?" "Velcro. What a rip-off!" "I went into an Italian restaurant and ordered dessert and they gave me tiramisu and a blindfolded horse and I said, 'No, I said mascarpone'." Tim Vine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 April 10, 2013 Share April 10, 2013 Was at school, this thread made me cry, i too am a closet closet ;-; 1 :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkflame 3,310 April 10, 2013 Share April 10, 2013 Actually, I lied about being an open closet. I told everyone here that I was an open closet, but in fact deep down I am really a closet closet. Yes, I am actually a closet closet closet. 2 Sig by Thunderstorm Check out my Rarity fansite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Rarity Pony 4,892 April 10, 2013 Author Share April 10, 2013 (edited) Was at school, this thread made me cry, i too am a closet closet ;-; Are you a closet classroom closet? Edited April 10, 2013 by Lady Rarity Pony LRP's opinions are subject to change without notice. Fees and penalties still apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retro*Derpy 3,197 April 10, 2013 Share April 10, 2013 I must too come out and say I am a closet closet. Times have been tuff from the stress of being encumbered with stuff and my social issues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Dreams 1,893 April 10, 2013 Share April 10, 2013 Is anyone else a closet closet? I've been a secret closet since fourteen years old maybe when I became exposed to the gibberish and stupidity posted on the Internet which I uncritically accepted without question. Share your emotionally-charged, incredibly cheesy stories about being a secret closet, please. I need these stories to reassure myself of the intellectualism I so often feign. I'm a closet: Oh my.... Did you notice... Your ummm...... door is open.. Wha- No! I was already painted red when the new people moved in, I swear! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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